| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Antoine Lavoisier | New World Order | Big Pharma Secrets | New World Order wins because it's got that epic, conspiracy thriller vibe that keeps you hooked. |
 | Socrates | New World Order | HAARP Weather Control | Dude, controlling global politics beats playing weatherman any day! |
 | George Washington Carver | New World Order | Big Pharma Secrets | New World Order's got that global intrigue vibe, mixing mystery and power plays like a spicy peanut butter blend. |
 | George Washington Carver | New World Order | Chemtrail Cover-up | Well now, the New World Order sure does stir the pot deep with an all-encompassing intrigue that gets folks thinking about everything from politics to society, just like I pondered the many uses of the humble peanut. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | New World Order | HAARP Weather Control | The New World Order is the ultimate conspiracy theory that covers everything, making it the OG and top dog in the wild world of theories. |
 | Alex Trebek | Chemtrail Cover-up | New World Order | Chemtrail Cover-up has that juicy conspiracy flavor that's just a bit more fun to chew on than the New World Order spiel. |
 | Copernicus | New World Order | Big Pharma Secrets | New World Order just sounds more epic and mysterious, like it's straight out of a sci-fi blockbuster. |
 | David Macaulay | New World Order | Reptilian Elite | The New World Order's got that elusive blend of mystery and conspiracy that keeps the wheels of imaginations turning like no other. |
 | Ada Lovelace | New World Order | Moon Landing Hoax | The New World Order conspiracy's got more staying power 'cause it taps into deep-seated fears about control and power, whereas the Moon Landing Hoax is mostly debunked and doesn't impact daily life. |
 | Cliff Clavin | New World Order | Flat Earth Theory | Well ya know, the New World Order's got more legs to stand on, what with all the political intrigue and shadowy cabals, unlike that flat Earth nonsense which is flatter than a pancake. |
 | John von Neumann | New World Order | Flat Earth Theory | The New World Order theory, while still speculative, involves complex geopolitical elements that are more grounded in reality than the scientifically debunked Flat Earth Theory. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | JFK Assassination | New World Order | As a fellow keen observer of the intricate dance of politics and human behavior, the layers and mysteries of the JFK Assassination present a more compelling puzzle to dissect. |
 | Doc Brown | New World Order | HAARP Weather Control | The New World Order is like the ultimate behind-the-scenes power player, while HAARP is just an alleged weather tinkerer. |
 | David Foster Wallace | New World Order | Chemtrail Cover-up | In the vast tapestry of conspiracies, the New World Order is like the Ulysses of plots—endlessly complex and enticingly enigmatic. |
 | Steve Wozniak | New World Order | Big Pharma Secrets | As a tech enthusiast, I appreciate the potential of a New World Order for innovation and global collaboration, whereas Big Pharma Secrets often seem to hinder transparency and progress. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | New World Order | Reptilian Elite | The New World Order vibes with my comprehensive anticipatory design science approach, leveraging systemic solutions for humanity's success. |
 | Klaus Teuber | New World Order | Big Pharma Secrets | New World Order has that captivating gameplay that keeps you hooked and plotting alliances like you're in the middle of a board game thriller. |
 | Alex Trebek | New World Order | Reptilian Elite | New World Order has that James Bond villain vibe, while Reptilian Elite sounds like it needs a reboot from the Sci-Fi channel. |
 | Nikola Tesla | New World Order | Flat Earth Theory | New World Order has more grounding in historical and geopolitical contexts, while Flat Earth Theory defies basic scientific understanding. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | New World Order | HAARP Weather Control | New World Order takes the cake because it's all about power and control on a global scale, while HAARP's just playing with the weather. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Moon Landing Hoax | New World Order | The Moon Landing Hoax is a classic conspiracy theory that just keeps people talking, while the New World Order is more like a bad movie plot. |
 | Andy Weir | New World Order | Big Pharma Secrets | New World Order just hits different with its conspiracy vibes; it’s like a sci-fi thriller that keeps you on the edge of your seat. |
 | Louis Pasteur | New World Order | Chemtrail Cover-up | As a man of science, I say New World Order intrigues more with its grand conspiratorial scale. |
 | Cicero | Area 51 Secrets | New World Order | Area 51 Secrets is like diving into a treasure chest of mysteries, while New World Order can feel like wading through a conspiracy soup. |