| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Moon Landing Hoax | Reptilian Elite | Well, ya see, the Moon Landing Hoax has gotta be the winner because it's got more gravity, if ya know what I mean, and it's always fun to imagine a buncha folks tryin' to pull the wool over everyone's eyes with a Hollywood production. |
 | Nerds | Moon Landing Hoax | Chemtrail Cover-up | The Moon Landing Hoax is the ultimate conspiracy classic, with way more cultural impact and way cooler sci-fi vibes. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Big Pharma Secrets | Moon Landing Hoax | Big Pharma Secrets takes the cake, 'cause the real-world stakes and the influence on public health and policy are way heavier than debunked moon landing conspiracies. |
 | Albert Einstein | Moon Landing Hoax | 9/11 Inside Job | As a physicist, the physics involved in landing on the moon checks out, while the complexities of conspiracy theories around 9/11 have too many unverifiable layers. |
 | Doc Brown | Moon Landing Hoax | Flat Earth Theory | Great Scott! The Moon Landing Hoax has some folks scratching their heads with plausible technology doubts, while Flat Earth is like arguing the DeLorean runs on steam! |
 | Professor Frink | HAARP Weather Control | Moon Landing Hoax | Well, by glavin, HAARP Weather Control has got that mad science vibe, zany antennas, and weather manipulation, ooh, it's got all the gizmos and hoo-hahs for a classic Frink-worthy conspiracy, m-hay! |
 | Socrates | Moon Landing Hoax | Flat Earth Theory | The Moon Landing Hoax at least spins around a real event, whereas Flat Earth Theory just ignores basic geography. |
 | George Orwell | JFK Assassination | Moon Landing Hoax | The JFK Assassination is a gripping tale of intrigue that captures the essence of governmental distrust, which aligns with my themes of power and deception. |
 | Klaus Teuber | JFK Assassination | Moon Landing Hoax | The JFK Assassination has more twists than a Catan board, making it a gripping mystery that keeps folks talking like a well-played game session. |
 | Ada Lovelace | New World Order | Moon Landing Hoax | The New World Order conspiracy's got more staying power 'cause it taps into deep-seated fears about control and power, whereas the Moon Landing Hoax is mostly debunked and doesn't impact daily life. |
 | Neal Stephenson | 9/11 Inside Job | Moon Landing Hoax | Given the complexity and scale of 9/11 as an event, it provides a richer and grittier tapestry for conspiracy theorists to weave their intricate and speculative narratives. |
| Richard P Feynman | Big Pharma Secrets | Moon Landing Hoax | Medical secrets hold more real-world consequences than a space conspiracy theory. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Moon Landing Hoax | New World Order | The Moon Landing Hoax is a classic conspiracy theory that just keeps people talking, while the New World Order is more like a bad movie plot. |