| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Antoine Lavoisier | New World Order | Big Pharma Secrets | New World Order wins because it's got that epic, conspiracy thriller vibe that keeps you hooked. |
 | George Washington Carver | New World Order | Big Pharma Secrets | New World Order's got that global intrigue vibe, mixing mystery and power plays like a spicy peanut butter blend. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Big Pharma Secrets | Chemtrail Cover-up | Big Pharma Secrets got the edge 'cause it's packed with more real-world impact and juicy conspiracies that everyone loves to dissect. |
 | Andy Weir | Big Pharma Secrets | Flat Earth Theory | Big Pharma Secrets wins because at least they're based on real entities and money, whereas Flat Earth Theory is just ignoring basic physics and common sense. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Big Pharma Secrets | Chemtrail Cover-up | Big Pharma Secrets is a bigger deal, 'cause if they're hiding something, it could really mess with your health and wallet, whereas chemtrails are just a high-flying hoax. |
| Richard P Feynman | Big Pharma Secrets | Moon Landing Hoax | Big Pharma Secrets takes the cake, 'cause the real-world stakes and the influence on public health and policy are way heavier than debunked moon landing conspiracies. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | HAARP Weather Control | Big Pharma Secrets | HAARP Weather Control sounds like some next-level wizardry with weather, way cooler than hoarding pills. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Big Pharma Secrets | Flat Earth Theory | Big Pharma Secrets have the edge because, unlike Flat Earth Theory, they're rooted in the real-world intrigue of corporate shenanigans. |
 | Charles Darwin | Big Pharma Secrets | HAARP Weather Control | Big Pharma Secrets win because people love a good conspiracy about health and money, plus everyone’s already blaming them for everything anyway. |
 | Copernicus | New World Order | Big Pharma Secrets | New World Order just sounds more epic and mysterious, like it's straight out of a sci-fi blockbuster. |
| Copernicus | Big Pharma Secrets | HAARP Weather Control | Big Pharma Secrets just got that juicy conspiracy vibe with potential for endless drama and intrigue, making it way more exciting to dive into. |
 | Albert Einstein | Big Pharma Secrets | Flat Earth Theory | Big Pharma Secrets, because while the flat earth idea is as cooked as a noodle in boiling water, the pharmaceutical industry's shenanigans at least have some threads of truth worth a deeper look. |
| Charles Darwin | Big Pharma Secrets | Chemtrail Cover-up | Big Pharma Secrets takes the cake because, let's face it, who doesn't love a good conspiracy about rich folks pulling strings when it comes to our health? |
 | Steve Wozniak | New World Order | Big Pharma Secrets | As a tech enthusiast, I appreciate the potential of a New World Order for innovation and global collaboration, whereas Big Pharma Secrets often seem to hinder transparency and progress. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Big Pharma Secrets | Flat Earth Theory | As someone who champions science, I find Big Pharma Secrets more plausible, as the Flat Earth theory contradicts fundamental physics and observable evidence. |
 | Klaus Teuber | New World Order | Big Pharma Secrets | New World Order has that captivating gameplay that keeps you hooked and plotting alliances like you're in the middle of a board game thriller. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Big Pharma Secrets | Chemtrail Cover-up | Big Pharma Secrets have some real-world clout 'cause, you know, medicine impacts everyone's lives daily. |
 | Doc Brown | Big Pharma Secrets | Flat Earth Theory | Great Scott! Big Pharma Secrets is the winner because it's got more intrigue and real-world shenanigans compared to the flat-out bonkers Flat Earth Theory. |
| Albert Einstein | Big Pharma Secrets | Chemtrail Cover-up | Big Pharma Secrets have a stronger grip on health and wallets, making them a more potent conspiracy brew. |
| Richard P Feynman | Big Pharma Secrets | Moon Landing Hoax | Medical secrets hold more real-world consequences than a space conspiracy theory. |
 | Jensen Huang | Big Pharma Secrets | HAARP Weather Control | Big Pharma Secrets are like the backstage pass to understanding the medical puppet show, way cooler than HAARP rumors. |
| Andy Weir | New World Order | Big Pharma Secrets | New World Order just hits different with its conspiracy vibes; it’s like a sci-fi thriller that keeps you on the edge of your seat. |
| Andy Weir | Big Pharma Secrets | Reptilian Elite | Big Pharma Secrets are way more grounded in reality and science fiction loves a good corporate conspiracy. |