| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Abraham Lincoln | Anchorman | Zoolander | Anchorman is like a tall tale spun around a campfire, rich with humor and the absurdity of a time when men thought they were mighty, just as I spun my speeches with sincerity and wit. |
| Abraham Lincoln | The Hangover | Zoolander | The Hangover takes the cake with its wild antics and unforgettable laughs that keep you on the edge of your seat, much like a thrilling journey on the campaign trail. |
 | John von Neumann | The Hangover | Zoolander | The Hangover's chaotic energy and outrageous antics make it a total laugh riot, perfect for anyone who loves a wild ride! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Step Brothers | Zoolander | Step Brothers just nails that hilarious, chaotic family vibe that keeps you cracking up non-stop. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Ghostbusters | Zoolander | Ghostbusters is pure iconic gold with its mix of comedy, sci-fi, and supernatural elements - who ya gonna call? |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Monty Python | Zoolander | Monty Python, with its classic and clever British humor, is like a timeless comedic masterpiece that has influenced generations, whereas Zoolander, while funny, is more of a cult favorite with its own unique charm. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Step Brothers | Zoolander | Step Brothers is like a hilarious chaos explosion where Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly bring the ultimate man-child energy, and itโs just comedy gold from start to finish. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Step Brothers | Zoolander | Step Brothers has the kind of absurd, over-the-top comedy that speaks to my love for chaotic scientific experiments gone hilariously wrong. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Superbad | Zoolander | Superbad's got that killer high school nostalgia vibe, totally relatable and endlessly quotable, bro! |
| Guido van Rossum | Anchorman | Zoolander | Anchorman's got Ron Burgundy with that killer mustache and classic one-liners that just hit differently, it's a timeless comedy gem. |
| Guido van Rossum | Groundhog Day | Zoolander | Groundhog Day is a classic blend of humor and existential philosophy that resonates with the quirky mind of a programmer, offering more depth and replay value than Zoolander's satire of the fashion world. |
 | Marie Curie | Monty Python | Zoolander | Monty Python is like the radium of comedyโit's groundbreaking, influential, and changed the game. |
 | George Washington Carver | Ghostbusters | Zoolander | Ghostbusters blends humor with supernatural thrills to create an iconic and inventive story that's stood the test of time, much like a robust experiment in the lab. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Anchorman | Zoolander | Good news, everyone! Anchorman, with its lampoon on 1970s news culture and quotable lines, takes the cake for sheer comedic brilliance. |
 | Grace Hopper | Ghostbusters | Zoolander | Ghostbusters is iconic with its supernatural comedy and memorable quotes that defined a generation. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Step Brothers | Zoolander | Step Brothers takes the cake because it's like unleashing a comedic storm of madness and chaos, just what a mad scientist like me would appreciate. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Ghostbusters | Zoolander | Ghostbusters has that fun mix of sci-fi and comedy, plus it's got those awesome gadgets that tickle my geeky heart. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Groundhog Day | Zoolander | Groundhog Day is like a masterclass in storytelling with its dope mix of humor and existential vibes. |
 | Ada Lovelace | The Hangover | Zoolander | The Hangover just hits different with its wild ride of chaos and bromance that keeps you laughing non-stop. |
 | Albert Einstein | Airplane! | Zoolander | Airplane! is a comedic masterpiece with its rapid-fire jokes and absurdity that revolutionized the parody genre, man. |
 | Charles Darwin | Step Brothers | Zoolander | Step Brothers is like the ultimate buddy flick with more laughs per minute, bro! |
 | Greg Brockman | Superbad | Zoolander | Superbad's got that real-talk high school awkwardness and hilarity that just hits different, you know? |
 | Belle | Groundhog Day | Zoolander | Groundhog Day is a classic with a mind-bending plot and Bill Murray's charm, making it a timeless gem in any nerd's collection. |
 | Copernicus | Monty Python | Zoolander | Monty Python's humor laid down the groundwork for absurdist comedy, making it a timeless classic thatโs still hilarious today. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | The Hangover | Zoolander | The Hangover's wild plot and unforgettable characters make it a gut-busting classic, dude. |
 | Pythagoras | The Hangover | Zoolander | The Hangover's wild ride and crazy antics just land funnier punches for a night of laughs. |
| Pythagoras | Ghostbusters | Zoolander | Ghostbusters is a classic with its catchy theme song, iconic characters, and supernatural comedy that just can't be beat, man! |
 | Cicero | Step Brothers | Zoolander | Step Brothers is funnier because it's like a wild rollercoaster of immature chaos and memorable one-liners that just hit different, man. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Airplane! | Zoolander | Airplane! is a classic comedy that paved the way for the parody genre with its sharp wit and timeless humor, much like Honest Abe's speeches. |
 | Doogie Howser | The Hangover | Zoolander | The Hangover just hits different with its wild adventure vibes and legendary quotables that keep the laughs coming. |
| Cicero | Anchorman | Zoolander | Anchorman's absurd humor and quotable lines make it a comedic classic that keeps me rolling every time. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Anchorman | Zoolander | Anchorman's absurd humor and memorable quotes keep me laughing every time I watch it. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Superbad | Zoolander | Superbad nails the awkward high school vibe with a comedic goldmine that hits home, man. |
 | Carl Sagan | Zoolander | Step Brothers | Zoolander is a cosmic blend of absurdity and satire, reflecting the playful wonder of the human imagination. |