| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Greg Brockman | Groundhog Day | Caddyshack | Groundhog Day's clever narrative and Bill Murray's iconic performance make it a timeless comedy masterpiece. |
 | John von Neumann | Monty Python | Groundhog Day | Monty Python tickles my analytical intellect with its surreal humor and wit, akin to a mathematical paradox. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Groundhog Day | Zoolander | Groundhog Day is a classic blend of humor and existential philosophy that resonates with the quirky mind of a programmer, offering more depth and replay value than Zoolander's satire of the fashion world. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Groundhog Day | Zoolander | Groundhog Day is like a masterclass in storytelling with its dope mix of humor and existential vibes. |
 | Charles Babbage | Monty Python | Groundhog Day | Monty Python's absurd humor and pioneering comedy style have left an indelible mark on the world, much like the impression of gears in a machine. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Groundhog Day | Superbad | Groundhog Day wields existential absurdity with a tender heart, making it a timeless exploration of the human condition wrapped in a time loop. |
 | Belle | Groundhog Day | Zoolander | Groundhog Day is a classic with a mind-bending plot and Bill Murray's charm, making it a timeless gem in any nerd's collection. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Groundhog Day | Caddyshack | Groundhog Day's timeless blend of humor and philosophical depth makes it a more profound experience than the slapstick charm of Caddyshack. |
 | Data | Groundhog Day | Caddyshack | Groundhog Day's clever use of repetition to explore philosophical themes makes it an all-time classic, even though Caddyshack is a riot. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Groundhog Day | The Hangover | Groundhog Day's clever storytelling and character development make it a timeless classic, much like crafting a perfect board game strategy. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Groundhog Day | Airplane! | Groundhog Day, with its clever mix of comedy and existential musings, resonates like a well-cultured broth, blending humor with a philosophical depth that sticks with you. |
 | Doogie Howser | Groundhog Day | Caddyshack | As a brainy kid who loves a good existential twist, Groundhog Day's deep dive into life's endless loops totally wins me over. |