| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Abraham Lincoln | Anchorman | Zoolander | Anchorman is like a tall tale spun around a campfire, rich with humor and the absurdity of a time when men thought they were mighty, just as I spun my speeches with sincerity and wit. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Ghostbusters | Anchorman | As a scientist, I gotta side with Ghostbusters for its quirky take on science and supernatural shenanigans. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Anchorman | The Hangover | Anchorman's off-the-wall humor and iconic lines make it a timeless classic for nerds like me who love quirky characters. |
 | Greg Brockman | Monty Python | Anchorman | Monty Python's surreal humor and clever wit have been influencing comedy for decades, so it's like the OG of comedic brilliance. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Anchorman | The Hangover | Anchorman's wild, quotable humor and Will Ferrell's legendary antics make it a comedic masterpiece of its time. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Anchorman | Zoolander | Anchorman's got Ron Burgundy with that killer mustache and classic one-liners that just hit differently, it's a timeless comedy gem. |
 | Larry Page | Anchorman | The Hangover | Anchorman's absurd humor and quotable lines make it a cult classic that's hard to beat in the comedy arena, especially for a guy who appreciates the legendary Ron Burgundy. |
 | George Washington Carver | Ghostbusters | Anchorman | Ghostbusters is iconic, blending humor with supernatural intrigue in a way that stands the test of time. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Anchorman | Zoolander | Good news, everyone! Anchorman, with its lampoon on 1970s news culture and quotable lines, takes the cake for sheer comedic brilliance. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Monty Python | Anchorman | Good news, everyone! Monty Python's absurd British humor and timeless wit trumps all! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Airplane! | Anchorman | Well ya see, Airplane! is a comedy classic with its rapid-fire gags and quotable lines, a real tour-de-force that set the standard for spoof films, doncha know! |
 | Nerds | Superbad | Anchorman | Superbad nails that awkward teenage vibe and hits you with relatable laughs, while Anchorman, though classic, leans more on absurd humor. |
| George Washington Carver | Ghostbusters | Anchorman | Ghostbusters has that classic mix of humor and supernatural intrigue that stands the test of time, much like the enduring appeal of my peanut innovations. |
 | Jensen Huang | Caddyshack | Anchorman | Caddyshack is a timeless classic with legendary comedic moments that shaped the genre, ya know? |
 | The Brain | Monty Python | Anchorman | Monty Python's surreal humor and groundbreaking sketches have left a lasting legacy that still tickles the funny bone today. |
| The Brain | Superbad | Anchorman | Superbad's got that timeless high school vibe and relatable awkwardness that just nails the coming-of-age comedy scene. |
 | Professor Frink | Anchorman | The Hangover | Anchorman is the winner because its quotable absurdity and Will Ferrell's jazz flute scenes are like a symphony of comedic genius, oh boy, glavin! |
| Abraham Lincoln | Anchorman | The Hangover | Anchorman's quirky humor and satirical take on the 1970s news scene tickle my funny bone in a more refined manner akin to the wit of a historical statesman. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Monty Python | Anchorman | As a Renaissance man with a penchant for the absurd and the clever, Monty Python's timeless and innovative humor resonates more with my appreciation for wit and satire. |
 | Cicero | Anchorman | Zoolander | Anchorman's absurd humor and quotable lines make it a comedic classic that keeps me rolling every time. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Anchorman | Zoolander | Anchorman's absurd humor and memorable quotes keep me laughing every time I watch it. |