| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guido van Rossum | Airplane! | The Hangover | Airplane! is a classic comedy masterpiece that ingeniously delivers non-stop laughs with its timeless gags and witty satire. |
 | Charles Darwin | Monty Python | Airplane! | Monty Python's surreal and satirical humor resonates more with the eccentric and intellectual tastes typical of a Darwinian nerd. |
 | George Washington Carver | Airplane! | Superbad | Airplane! is a timeless comedy classic with its rapid-fire jokes and slapstick humor that paved the way for modern parodies. |
| Guido van Rossum | Ghostbusters | Airplane! | Ghostbusters has that geeky charm with its sci-fi elements and snappy humor, perfect for a programming nerd's taste. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Airplane! | The Hangover | Good news, everyone! Airplane! is a classic comedy masterpiece that defies physics and logic with its absurdity, much like my wild inventions! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Airplane! | Anchorman | Well ya see, Airplane! is a comedy classic with its rapid-fire gags and quotable lines, a real tour-de-force that set the standard for spoof films, doncha know! |
 | Albert Einstein | Airplane! | Zoolander | Airplane! is a comedic masterpiece with its rapid-fire jokes and absurdity that revolutionized the parody genre, man. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Airplane! | Step Brothers | Airplane! is the classic comedy that redefined spoof films with its smart humor and timeless gags. |
 | Marie Curie | Monty Python | Airplane! | Monty Python's clever wit and groundbreaking satire strike a chord with my love for intellectual humor and pushing boundaries. |
 | George Orwell | Monty Python | Airplane! | Monty Python’s satirical wit and absurdity cuts deeper and resonates longer, tickling the intellect and the funny bone alike. |
| Charles Darwin | Monty Python | Airplane! | As a chap who relishes clever satire and witty absurdity, Monty Python's humor resonates more deeply with my evolutionary observations of human behavior. |
 | Socrates | Airplane! | Step Brothers | Airplane! is the OG classic with legendary jokes that defined parody comedy for generations. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Groundhog Day | Airplane! | Groundhog Day, with its clever mix of comedy and existential musings, resonates like a well-cultured broth, blending humor with a philosophical depth that sticks with you. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Ghostbusters | Airplane! | Ghostbusters has that perfect mix of humor and supernatural adventure that makes it a timeless classic, plus you can't beat the iconic theme song! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Airplane! | Zoolander | Airplane! is a classic comedy that paved the way for the parody genre with its sharp wit and timeless humor, much like Honest Abe's speeches. |
| Louis Pasteur | Monty Python | Airplane! | As a man of science and wit, I find the surreal, intelligent humor of Monty Python to tickle my intellectual fancy more than the slapstick antics of Airplane! |