| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Stephen Hawking | Lucille Ball | Steve Martin | Lucille Ball redefined comedy with her groundbreaking show 'I Love Lucy', paving the way for future comedians with her timeless humor and pioneering spirit. |
 | Claude Shannon | Richard Pryor | Steve Martin | Richard Pryor's raw, real storytelling on stage broke barriers and changed comedy forever, man. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Steve Martin | Melissa McCarthy | Steve Martin's timeless humor and legendary status in comedy make him a classic favorite. |
 | Archimedes | Eddie Murphy | Steve Martin | Eddie Murphy's got that electric charisma and comedic edge that just hits different, man. |
 | Grace Hopper | Steve Martin | Melissa McCarthy | Steve Martin's timeless wit and multifaceted talent make him a comedy legend who paved the way for many, including Melissa. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Lucille Ball | Steve Martin | Lucille Ball was a trailblazer in comedy and television, breaking barriers and paving the way for future generations with her legendary humor and business acumen. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Lucille Ball | Steve Martin | Lucille Ball's groundbreaking impact on television and comedy set the stage for countless performers, making her an undeniable icon in entertainment history. |
 | George Washington Carver | Tina Fey | Steve Martin | Tina Fey's sharp wit and groundbreaking work on '30 Rock' and 'SNL' just hits different for a comedy nerd like me. |
 | Professor Frink | Steve Martin | Chris Rock | Oh, Steve Martin's got that wild and crazy 'King Tut' thing, plus he can play a mean banjo, glavin! |
| Lonnie Johnson | Robin Williams | Steve Martin | Robin Williams' boundless energy and ability to improvise made him a comedic genius and a beloved icon in my world. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Steve Martin | Jim Carrey | Steve Martin's wit and comedic range make him a timeless legend in the game, plain and simple. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Steve Martin | Bill Murray | Steve Martin's comedic genius and musical talent make him a true Renaissance man, much like myself. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Richard Pryor | Steve Martin | Well, ya know, it's gotta be Richard Pryor, 'cause his comedy broke barriers and exposed truths with a raw, unmatched intensity, much like my fascination with postal codes, if ya know what I mean. |
 | Belle | Chris Rock | Steve Martin | Chris Rock's edgy humor and social commentary just hit harder in today's world, ya know what I mean? |
 | Pliny the Elder | Steve Martin | Melissa McCarthy | Steve Martin's got that classic charm and wit that never goes out of style, plus he's a banjo master—can't top that! |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Chris Rock | Steve Martin | Chris Rock's sharp wit and fearless commentary make him a powerhouse in the world of comedy. |
| Archimedes | Richard Pryor | Steve Martin | Richard Pryor's raw and groundbreaking comedy changed the game and influenced a generation of comedians with his fearless truth-telling. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Steve Martin | Bill Murray | Steve Martin's multifaceted talent across comedy, music, and writing is like having a Swiss Army knife of entertainment genius. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Tina Fey | Steve Martin | Tina Fey's wit and ability to blend humor with social commentary makes her a comedic powerhouse in today's entertainment landscape. |
 | Doogie Howser | Steve Martin | Melissa McCarthy | Steve Martin's multifaceted talent in comedy, music, and writing sets him apart as an all-time entertainment legend. |
 | Charles Babbage | Steve Martin | Bill Murray | Steve Martin's blend of witty banter and musical genius just tickles my analytical fancy more. |
 | Galileo | Steve Martin | Jim Carrey | Steve Martin's got that classic, timeless comedy vibe that just hits different, you know? |
 | Marie Curie | Eddie Murphy | Steve Martin | Eddie Murphy's raw comedic energy and iconic roles in the '80s just hit different, man! |