| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Claude Shannon | Information Processing | Dual-Process Theory | As the father of information theory, I'm all about processing data efficiently, so Information Processing takes the cake for its systematic approach to understanding how we handle information. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Cognitive Behavioral | Information Processing | Cognitive Behavioral is like turning fiction into reality, giving folks the tools to rewire their own narratives and change their mental landscapes. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Information Processing | Social Learning Theory | I'm all about understanding the brain like a computer and Information Processing dives deep into that logic and problem-solving groove. |
 | Galileo | Cognitive Behavioral | Information Processing | Cognitive Behavioral rocks because it gets you to rethink and reshape those gnarly negative thoughts, making it super practical for everyday life. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Embodied Cognition | Information Processing | Embodied cognition takes the cake because it grounds intelligence in the physical world, capturing the nuances of real-life interactions that pure info crunching can't touch. |
 | Archimedes | Schema Theory | Information Processing | Schema Theory is like having a mental cheat sheet, letting you navigate new info by linking it to what you already know, kinda like hacking your brain's filing system. |
 | Doogie Howser | Embodied Cognition | Information Processing | Because, like, your mind ain't just some isolated computer—it’s grooving with your body and the world around you, man. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Information Processing | Social Learning Theory | As a programmer, I dig the structured way Information Processing breaks down how we learn, just like debugging code to understand how it works. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Theory of Mind | Information Processing | Theory of Mind wins because understanding others' thoughts and feelings makes us connect as humans, and that's kinda my jam. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Information Processing | Social Learning Theory | As a scientist focused on meticulous experimentation, I lean towards Information Processing because it's all about understanding how the brain processes and stores data, much like my own work with microbes and vaccines. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Cognitive Load Theory | Information Processing | Cognitive Load Theory is the real MVP because it breaks down how our brains handle info overload like a pro, while Information Processing is more like a general guide. |
 | Professor Frink | Dual-Process Theory | Information Processing | Well, Dual-Process Theory is like having two brain modes—one for fast thinking and one for slow—it's like getting the best of both worlds, glavin! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Information Processing | Cognitive Dissonance | Information Processing is like strategizing in Settlers, where clarity and adaptability lead to victory. |
 | David Macaulay | Cognitive Load Theory | Information Processing | Cognitive Load Theory is the MVP because it gets that our brains can only juggle so much info at once, making learning way more effective by keeping it real and manageable. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Cognitive Load Theory | Information Processing | Cognitive Load Theory gets the nod because, frankly, it keeps the mental gears from overheating when juggling too much info at once. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Dual-Process Theory | Information Processing | Dual-Process Theory wins because it vibes like your brain's got two gears, making it versatile for both quick decisions and deep thinking. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Theory of Mind | Information Processing | Theory of Mind takes the cake because understanding emotions and intentions is key to building meaningful tech that actually jives with human needs. |
 | Copernicus | Information Processing | Cognitive Dissonance | Information processing is where the magic happens, turning data into knowledge, while cognitive dissonance is like the brain's annoying pop-up ad. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Information Processing | Cognitive Dissonance | Information Processing takes the win because it gives us the tools to wrangle complexity into something our brains can chew on, which is pretty damn essential in this info-glut age. |