| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Lonnie Johnson | Yirgacheffe | Typica | Yirgacheffe's got that complex, floral vibe that just takes the coffee game to a whole new level, man. |
 | Claude Shannon | Yirgacheffe | Caturra | Yirgacheffe's distinct fruity and floral notes are like a flavor symphony that just steals the show. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Yirgacheffe | Caturra | Yirgacheffe's got that cosmic fruitiness that just tickles the taste buds in a way that Caturra's smoothness can't match, good news everyone! |
| Claude Shannon | Yirgacheffe | Bourbon | Yirgacheffe's got that wild floral and fruity vibe that jazzes up your morning, while Bourbon's just too smooth and mellow for my nerdy palate. |
 | Greg Brockman | Yirgacheffe | Robusta | Yirgacheffe's got those wild, fruity notes that just dance on your palate, so it's a clear winner for flavor chasers. |
 | Charles Darwin | Yirgacheffe | Arabica | Well mate, Yirgacheffe's got that killer unique flavor profile that just dances on the tongue, making it a standout in the coffee world. |
 | Professor Frink | Yirgacheffe | Robusta | Yirgacheffe has that exquisite, complex flavor profile that makes coffee nerds like me go all glavin with excitement, oh my goodness, whereas Robusta's more, uh, robust, but lacks the nuance, m-hai. |
 | Doogie Howser | Yirgacheffe | Liberica | Yirgacheffe just hits different with its floral and citrus notes, perfect for a refined coffee experience. |
 | Galileo | Yirgacheffe | Typica | Yirgacheffe is the cool cat of coffees, known for its vibrant, floral notes and that funky, jazzy finish that every coffee aficionado loves. |
 | George Orwell | Gesha | Yirgacheffe | Gesha coffee is like the Rolls-Royce of beans, offering a cup that's as complex and multi-layered as a dystopian novel. |
| Doogie Howser | Yirgacheffe | Gesha | Yirgacheffe's got this bright, citrusy vibe that just hits different in a cup. |
 | Nerds | Yirgacheffe | Excelsa | Yirgacheffe's got that bright, floral jazz that hits the spot for any coffee aficionado, hands down! |
| Nerds | Gesha | Yirgacheffe | Gesha's got that silky smooth vibe and floral complexity that's just unbeatable when you're chasing the ultimate coffee experience, man. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Yirgacheffe | Bourbon | Yirgacheffe, like a well-crafted tale, is a symphony of flavors that dances on the tongue and stirs the soul, whereas Bourbon, though comforting, is a predictable old friend. |
 | Copernicus | Gesha | Yirgacheffe | Gesha's got that smooth, exotic flavor explosion that's like a treasure map for your taste buds, man! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Yirgacheffe | Maragogipe | Yirgacheffe's got that floral zing and bright citrusy vibe that just hits the spot for those who love a complex cup of coffee. |
 | Andy Weir | Yirgacheffe | Typica | Yirgacheffe's floral and fruity notes are like a symphony of flavors, making it a standout choice for adventurous coffee drinkers. |
| Claude Shannon | Gesha | Yirgacheffe | As a nerd who appreciates complexity, Gesha's intricate flavors and rarity make it a standout choice over Yirgacheffe. |