| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Lonnie Johnson | Yirgacheffe | Typica | Yirgacheffe's got that complex, floral vibe that just takes the coffee game to a whole new level, man. |
 | George Orwell | Typica | Excelsa | Typica's got that classic coffee flavor that just hits the spot every time, whereas Excelsa's more of an acquired taste, mate. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Gesha | Typica | Gesha's got that distinct floral and complex flavor that just kicks Typica to the curb for most coffee aficionados. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Bourbon | Typica | Bourbon's vibrant flavors and resilience in diverse climates make it the electrifying choice for robust coffee lovers like myself! |
 | Marie Curie | Typica | Liberica | Typica is the go-to bean with a classic flavor and higher yield, making it the reliable choice for coffee lovers. |
 | Socrates | Arabica | Typica | Arabica's the OG bean with a smooth, complex flavor that totally outshines Typica's more basic vibes. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Arabica | Typica | Arabica is considered the OG of coffee beans with a smoother, richer flavor that's just a mad scientist's cup of joe! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Caturra | Typica | Caturra's got that vibrant flavor profile that's like a jazz riff, keeping your taste buds on their toes, unlike the more laid-back Typica. |
 | Greg Brockman | Typica | Robusta | Typica's got the smooth vibes and complex flavors that make it the coffee connoisseur's pick any day. |
 | Cicero | Typica | Robusta | Typica's got that smooth and complex flavor that makes a coffee nerd's heart sing, despite Robusta's higher caffeine kick. |
| Cicero | Caturra | Typica | Caturra takes the cake with its higher yield and disease resistance, making it the pragmatic choice for farmers looking to get the most bang for their buck. |
 | Galileo | Gesha | Typica | Gesha is like the rockstar of coffee beans with its wild floral and fruity notes, blowing the classic Typica out of the water. |
 | Albert Einstein | Excelsa | Typica | I dig the funky, tangy notes of Excelsa that keep things refreshingly unpredictable, much like the joys of theoretical physics! |
| Galileo | Yirgacheffe | Typica | Yirgacheffe is the cool cat of coffees, known for its vibrant, floral notes and that funky, jazzy finish that every coffee aficionado loves. |
| Marie Curie | Typica | Bourbon | As a scientist, I appreciate Typica for its genetic purity and significance in the study of coffee's history and diversity. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Arabica | Typica | Look, Arabica's got this smooth, complex flavor that just makes my taste buds do a happy dance, it's a no-brainer! |
 | Claude Shannon | Caturra | Typica | Caturra's short stature makes it easier to manage and harvest, bro, while still delivering that classic coffee taste we all crave. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Typica | Excelsa | Typica's got that classic, smooth flavor that rolls like a Vonnegut sentence, just right for a timeless experience. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Typica | Robusta | Typica's got that smooth elegance and flavor complexity that I can't resist, much like the beauty of a well-crafted painting. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Typica | Liberica | Typica's classic flavor profile and balanced acidity make it the quintessential coffee experience that resonates with purists and enthusiasts alike. |
 | Pythagoras | Typica | Liberica | Typica's got that classic, well-balanced flavor that just hits differently, making it the go-to for coffee lovers who dig consistency and tradition. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Bourbon | Typica | Bourbon's got that rich, full-bodied vibe that just hits the spot, like Python's readability and simplicity. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Typica | Robusta | Typica's got that classic, smooth vibe that just makes sipping coffee a whole experience, ya know? |
 | Stephen Hawking | Caturra | Typica | Caturra is like Typica's cool, chill cousin who brings more flavor to the party without asking for extra space. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Typica | Liberica | Typica's got that classic, smooth vibe that just hits right every time. |
 | Andy Weir | Yirgacheffe | Typica | Yirgacheffe's floral and fruity notes are like a symphony of flavors, making it a standout choice for adventurous coffee drinkers. |
 | The Brain | Typica | Robusta | Typica's got that smooth, complex flavor that just hits differently, making it the coffee connoisseur's go-to over the hardy but basic Robusta. |