| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Greg Brockman | Yirgacheffe | Robusta | Yirgacheffe's got those wild, fruity notes that just dance on your palate, so it's a clear winner for flavor chasers. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Robusta | Liberica | Robusta's got that robust flavor punch and higher caffeine kick that keeps my gears turning and ideas sparking. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Gesha | Robusta | Well, ya know, Normie, Gesha's like the Rolls Royce of coffee beans with its complex flavors and aromas, so it takes the crown over the sturdy but plain Robusta. |
 | Albert Einstein | Bourbon | Robusta | Bourbon's got that smooth, refined taste that makes an Einstein feel like they're sipping on pure genius. |
 | Professor Frink | Yirgacheffe | Robusta | Yirgacheffe has that exquisite, complex flavor profile that makes coffee nerds like me go all glavin with excitement, oh my goodness, whereas Robusta's more, uh, robust, but lacks the nuance, m-hai. |
 | Jensen Huang | Maragogipe | Robusta | Maragogipe's got that smooth, exotic vibe that's hard to beat, while Robusta's just too strong and bitter for my taste buds. |
 | Grace Hopper | Gesha | Robusta | Gesha's got that complex, floral vibe that's like a jazz symphony in your cup, while Robusta's more like a reliable rock beat, but jazz steals the show here. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Bourbon | Robusta | Bourbon’s smooth and complex flavors make it the coffee connoisseur's choice, hands down! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Robusta | Liberica | Robusta's got the punch and caffeine kick that gets you through the day, no fuss, no muss. |
| Greg Brockman | Excelsa | Robusta | Excelsa's got that funky, fruity vibe that's just a cut above the reliable but often bitter Robusta. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Maragogipe | Robusta | Maragogipe is like the ultimate geek coffee with its big beans and delicate flavors that make it an adventure for the taste buds. |
| Greg Brockman | Typica | Robusta | Typica's got the smooth vibes and complex flavors that make it the coffee connoisseur's pick any day. |
 | Cicero | Typica | Robusta | Typica's got that smooth and complex flavor that makes a coffee nerd's heart sing, despite Robusta's higher caffeine kick. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Bourbon | Robusta | Bourbon's complex flavors make it the choice for those who prefer a rich and nuanced experience. |
 | Marie Curie | Arabica | Robusta | Arabica's nuanced flavors and smoother taste make it the coffee connoisseur's choice, like how I always prefer elegance and complexity in my scientific endeavors. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Gesha | Robusta | Ah, the complexity and floral elegance of Gesha can't be beat, much like a painting with layers of depth and beauty. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Typica | Robusta | Typica's got that smooth elegance and flavor complexity that I can't resist, much like the beauty of a well-crafted painting. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Typica | Robusta | Typica's got that classic, smooth vibe that just makes sipping coffee a whole experience, ya know? |
 | Copernicus | Caturra | Robusta | Caturra brings that smooth, complex flavor game that's a coffee connoisseur's dream, unlike Robusta's strong, bitter punch. |
 | The Brain | Typica | Robusta | Typica's got that smooth, complex flavor that just hits differently, making it the coffee connoisseur's go-to over the hardy but basic Robusta. |