| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Richard P Feynman | Bourbon | Liberica | Bourbon's got that smooth, classic flavor that just knocks your socks off, like finding the perfect solution to a tricky problem. |
 | Data | Gesha | Liberica | Gesha coffee is like the rockstar of beans, flaunting a flavor profile that's just on another level, man! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Robusta | Liberica | Robusta's got that robust flavor punch and higher caffeine kick that keeps my gears turning and ideas sparking. |
 | Marie Curie | Typica | Liberica | Typica is the go-to bean with a classic flavor and higher yield, making it the reliable choice for coffee lovers. |
 | Copernicus | Excelsa | Liberica | Excelsa's got that tangy, fruity punch that feels like an adventure in every sip, giving it the edge over Liberica's more mild, nutty vibes. |
 | David Macaulay | Excelsa | Liberica | Excelsa's got that wild, fruity tang that just makes your taste buds dance, man! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Liberica | Maragogipe | Liberica's unique flavor profile and rarity make it a true standout for coffee aficionados. |
 | Galileo | Bourbon | Liberica | Bourbon's smoother, richer flavor just hits the spot better for a good coffee experience. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Bourbon | Liberica | Bourbon's got this smooth, rich taste that just hits you right in the existential sweet spot, man. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Caturra | Liberica | Caturra's balanced flavor and widespread appeal make it the people's choice, while Liberica remains the quirky underdog of the coffee world. |
 | Professor Frink | Gesha | Liberica | Gesha's got that smooth, complex flavor that's like a symphony in your mouth, whereas Liberica's more of an acquired taste for the adventurous, glavin! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Excelsa | Liberica | Excelsa brings a unique fruity and tart flavor that's just a bit more exciting for the adventurous coffee drinker. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Bourbon | Liberica | Bourbon's smooth, complex flavors just hit the spot like a chill weekend vibe. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Robusta | Liberica | Robusta's got the punch and caffeine kick that gets you through the day, no fuss, no muss. |
 | Socrates | Excelsa | Liberica | Excelsa's got that wild, tangy flavor that just hits different and makes your cup of joe a real adventure. |
 | Doogie Howser | Yirgacheffe | Liberica | Yirgacheffe just hits different with its floral and citrus notes, perfect for a refined coffee experience. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Maragogipe | Liberica | Maragogipe's unique flavor profile and large beans make it stand out like a diamond in the rough for coffee aficionados. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Caturra | Liberica | Well, ya see, Caturra's got that rich flavor and higher yield which makes it the go-to for most folks lookin' for a reliable cup o' joe. |
| Copernicus | Bourbon | Liberica | Dude, Bourbon's got that classic, smooth vibe that's just unbeatable for most coffee lovers! |
| David Foster Wallace | Typica | Liberica | Typica's classic flavor profile and balanced acidity make it the quintessential coffee experience that resonates with purists and enthusiasts alike. |
 | Pythagoras | Typica | Liberica | Typica's got that classic, well-balanced flavor that just hits differently, making it the go-to for coffee lovers who dig consistency and tradition. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Bourbon | Liberica | Bourbon's got that rich, smooth vibe that just hits the spot like no other, man! |
| David Macaulay | Excelsa | Liberica | Excelsa's got that wild, fruity tang that just hits different, making it a unique gem in the coffee world. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Typica | Liberica | Typica's got that classic, smooth vibe that just hits right every time. |