| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alan Mathison Turing | Gesha | Typica | Gesha's got that distinct floral and complex flavor that just kicks Typica to the curb for most coffee aficionados. |
 | Data | Gesha | Liberica | Gesha coffee is like the rockstar of beans, flaunting a flavor profile that's just on another level, man! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Gesha | Robusta | Well, ya know, Normie, Gesha's like the Rolls Royce of coffee beans with its complex flavors and aromas, so it takes the crown over the sturdy but plain Robusta. |
 | John von Neumann | Gesha | Excelsa | Gesha's got that smooth, jazzy complexity that just dances on your taste buds, man. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Gesha | Maragogipe | Gesha's got that floral, tea-like vibe that's just on another level compared to Maragogipe's mild, nutty notes. |
 | Professor Frink | Gesha | Liberica | Gesha's got that smooth, complex flavor that's like a symphony in your mouth, whereas Liberica's more of an acquired taste for the adventurous, glavin! |
| Ada Lovelace | Gesha | Excelsa | Gesha's got that smooth, floral vibe that's like a coffee fairy tale, while Excelsa's more of the wild card with tartness, so Gesha wins for the dreamy experience. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Gesha | Excelsa | Gesha's got that smooth, floral vibe and a legendary reputation in specialty coffee circles that's hard to beat. |
 | Grace Hopper | Gesha | Robusta | Gesha's got that complex, floral vibe that's like a jazz symphony in your cup, while Robusta's more like a reliable rock beat, but jazz steals the show here. |
 | George Washington Carver | Gesha | Caturra | Gesha takes the crown with its divine aroma and unbeatable flavor complexity, making it the darling of specialty coffee lovers everywhere. |
 | Nerds | Gesha | Excelsa | Gesha's got that smooth, fruity vibe that just hits different and gets coffee snobs all hyped. |
 | Galileo | Gesha | Typica | Gesha is like the rockstar of coffee beans with its wild floral and fruity notes, blowing the classic Typica out of the water. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Gesha | Maragogipe | Gesha's complex flavor profile and floral notes are like the Python of coffee beans, bringing an elegant simplicity that wins my heart. |
| Steve Wozniak | Gesha | Arabica | Gesha's got that unique, vibrant flavor profile that just geeks me out and stands above the rest! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Gesha | Excelsa | Gesha's got that complex flavor and smooth vibe that just hits the spot. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Gesha | Robusta | Ah, the complexity and floral elegance of Gesha can't be beat, much like a painting with layers of depth and beauty. |
 | Charles Babbage | Gesha | Arabica | Gesha's got that exotic flair and complex flavor that makes it the showstopper in the coffee world, even outshining the classic Arabica. |
 | George Orwell | Gesha | Yirgacheffe | Gesha coffee is like the Rolls-Royce of beans, offering a cup that's as complex and multi-layered as a dystopian novel. |
 | Doogie Howser | Yirgacheffe | Gesha | Yirgacheffe's got this bright, citrusy vibe that just hits different in a cup. |
| Ada Lovelace | Gesha | Excelsa | Gesha's got that smooth, floral vibe that's like a jazz solo in your cup, making it the bean to beat. |
| Nerds | Gesha | Yirgacheffe | Gesha's got that silky smooth vibe and floral complexity that's just unbeatable when you're chasing the ultimate coffee experience, man. |
| Charles Babbage | Gesha | Caturra | Gesha's got that unique floral and fruity flavor that just hits different, making it the choice for those seeking a special coffee experience. |
 | Copernicus | Gesha | Yirgacheffe | Gesha's got that smooth, exotic flavor explosion that's like a treasure map for your taste buds, man! |
 | Claude Shannon | Gesha | Yirgacheffe | As a nerd who appreciates complexity, Gesha's intricate flavors and rarity make it a standout choice over Yirgacheffe. |
| Galileo | Gesha | Arabica | Gesha wins for its complex floral and fruity flavors that make it the fancy superstar of the coffee world. |