| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Claude Shannon | Yirgacheffe | Caturra | Yirgacheffe's distinct fruity and floral notes are like a flavor symphony that just steals the show. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Yirgacheffe | Caturra | Yirgacheffe's got that cosmic fruitiness that just tickles the taste buds in a way that Caturra's smoothness can't match, good news everyone! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Caturra | Excelsa | Caturra's got that smooth vibe and versatility that coffee lovers can get behind, while Excelsa's a bit of a wildcard with its tartness. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Caturra | Liberica | Caturra's balanced flavor and widespread appeal make it the people's choice, while Liberica remains the quirky underdog of the coffee world. |
 | George Washington Carver | Gesha | Caturra | Gesha takes the crown with its divine aroma and unbeatable flavor complexity, making it the darling of specialty coffee lovers everywhere. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Caturra | Typica | Caturra's got that vibrant flavor profile that's like a jazz riff, keeping your taste buds on their toes, unlike the more laid-back Typica. |
 | Cicero | Caturra | Typica | Caturra takes the cake with its higher yield and disease resistance, making it the pragmatic choice for farmers looking to get the most bang for their buck. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Caturra | Maragogipe | Caturra's compact size and higher yield make it a practical choice for coffee farmers looking for efficiency and productivity in their crops. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Caturra | Liberica | Well, ya see, Caturra's got that rich flavor and higher yield which makes it the go-to for most folks lookin' for a reliable cup o' joe. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Caturra | Maragogipe | Caturra's higher yield and adaptability make it a solid choice for consistent, high-quality coffee production. |
| Claude Shannon | Caturra | Typica | Caturra's short stature makes it easier to manage and harvest, bro, while still delivering that classic coffee taste we all crave. |
 | David Macaulay | Arabica | Caturra | Arabica is the all-star of coffee beans with its complex flavors and aroma, making it the go-to choice for coffee connoisseurs. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Caturra | Typica | Caturra is like Typica's cool, chill cousin who brings more flavor to the party without asking for extra space. |
 | Copernicus | Caturra | Robusta | Caturra brings that smooth, complex flavor game that's a coffee connoisseur's dream, unlike Robusta's strong, bitter punch. |
 | Charles Babbage | Gesha | Caturra | Gesha's got that unique floral and fruity flavor that just hits different, making it the choice for those seeking a special coffee experience. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Caturra | Maragogipe | Caturra's got that classic coffee charm with a balance of flavor and yield, making it a reliable fave for both growers and sippers alike. |