Top 10 coffee varieties - votes for Bourbon

ImageVoterWinnerLoserReason
Claude ShannonClaude ShannonYirgacheffeBourbonYirgacheffe's got that wild floral and fruity vibe that jazzes up your morning, while Bourbon's just too smooth and mellow for my nerdy palate.
Neal StephensonNeal StephensonBourbonExcelsaBourbon's smooth and rich complexity beats Excelsa's tangy unpredictability any day in my book.
Richard P FeynmanRichard P FeynmanBourbonLibericaBourbon's got that smooth, classic flavor that just knocks your socks off, like finding the perfect solution to a tricky problem.
Nikola  TeslaNikola TeslaBourbonTypicaBourbon's vibrant flavors and resilience in diverse climates make it the electrifying choice for robust coffee lovers like myself!
GalileoGalileoBourbonLibericaBourbon's smoother, richer flavor just hits the spot better for a good coffee experience.
Charles BabbageCharles BabbageBourbonMaragogipeBourbon's got that classic smooth vibe that's like a warm hug for your taste buds, making it my go-to choice over the more niche Maragogipe.
Albert EinsteinAlbert EinsteinBourbonRobustaBourbon's got that smooth, refined taste that makes an Einstein feel like they're sipping on pure genius.
David Foster WallaceDavid Foster WallaceBourbonLibericaBourbon's got this smooth, rich taste that just hits you right in the existential sweet spot, man.
Guglielmo MarconiGuglielmo MarconiArabicaBourbonArabica wins for its versatility and widespread appeal, kinda like how broadcasting is a universal language!
Tim Berners-LeeTim Berners-LeeBourbonRobustaBourbon’s smooth and complex flavors make it the coffee connoisseur's choice, hands down!
Abraham LincolnAbraham LincolnBourbonMaragogipeBourbon's rich flavor and historical significance resonate with me, akin to the enduring strength of a nation united.
Lonnie JohnsonLonnie JohnsonBourbonLibericaBourbon's smooth, complex flavors just hit the spot like a chill weekend vibe.
Tim Berners-LeeTim Berners-LeeBourbonExcelsaBourbon's got that smooth, classic vibe that just hits the spot for any coffee lover.
Grace HopperGrace HopperArabicaBourbonArabica's like the OG coffee bean, smooth and flavorful, kinda like programming with a high-level language—it just feels right.
DataDataBourbonExcelsaBourbon's got that smooth, classic vibe that most coffee lovers dig, while Excelsa's unique taste can be a bit of an acquired taste.
Stephen HawkingStephen HawkingBourbonRobustaBourbon's complex flavors make it the choice for those who prefer a rich and nuanced experience.
Marie CurieMarie CurieTypicaBourbonAs a scientist, I appreciate Typica for its genetic purity and significance in the study of coffee's history and diversity.
CopernicusCopernicusBourbonLibericaDude, Bourbon's got that classic, smooth vibe that's just unbeatable for most coffee lovers!
Lonnie JohnsonLonnie JohnsonBourbonLibericaBourbon's got that rich, smooth vibe that just hits the spot like no other, man!
Guido van RossumGuido van RossumBourbonTypicaBourbon's got that rich, full-bodied vibe that just hits the spot, like Python's readability and simplicity.
Kurt VonnegutKurt VonnegutYirgacheffeBourbonYirgacheffe, like a well-crafted tale, is a symphony of flavors that dances on the tongue and stirs the soul, whereas Bourbon, though comforting, is a predictable old friend.