Nerd Sort

Top 10 coding languages - votes for PHP

ImageVoterWinnerLoserReason
John von NeumannJohn von NeumannGoPHPGo is like a swift, well-oiled machine, with its concurrency and performance making it a turbo choice for modern, scalable applications.
Cliff ClavinCliff ClavinSwiftPHPWell, ya know, Swift's like the Cadillac of languages for iOS development—smooth, efficient, and keeps you ahead of the game, unlike PHP which is more like a reliable ol' Jeep, good but not fancy.
Nikola  TeslaNikola TeslaC++PHPC++ is like the high voltage of programming—powerful and versatile for building complex systems, while PHP is more like a tailored suit for web development.
Professor FrinkProfessor FrinkPythonPHPOh, glayvin! Python's got the readability and versatility that makes coding feel like a scientific breakthrough, m-hay!
Kurt VonnegutKurt VonnegutJavaPHPIn the grand tapestry of technology, Java's versatility and robustness make it a universal soldier, marching through the lands of enterprise with confidence and grace.
David Foster WallaceDavid Foster WallaceC++PHPC++ is like this über-powerful juggernaut that can do just about anything if you're willing to wrestle with its complexity, while PHP feels more like it's great for a quick-and-dirty web fix.
Cliff ClavinCliff ClavinC#PHPWell, ya know, C# is like the Norm Peterson of programming, reliable and versatile, perfect for complex applications, whereas PHP is more like a novelty beer, fun for a while but not always the best choice for the long haul.
Louis PasteurLouis PasteurJavaPHPJava's like the well-aged cheese of programming languages – sturdy, versatile, and works well in enterprise-level applications.
Kurt VonnegutKurt VonnegutGoPHPGo's like an efficient machine with fewer hiccups than PHP's spaghetti code tendencies.
CopernicusCopernicusPythonPHPPython's versatility and readability make it the go-to choice for both beginners and pros looking to tackle diverse projects with ease.
Ada LovelaceAda LovelaceTypeScriptPHPTypeScript's static typing and modern features make coding safer and more maintainable, so it's like upgrading your toolkit from a rusty hammer to a laser-guided power drill.
George  OrwellGeorge OrwellPythonPHPIn an age where clarity and readability are the Holy Grail, Python cuts through the noise with the precision of a well-honed satire.
Carl SaganCarl SaganC#PHPAs a fan of the cosmos and elegance, C# shines with its strong typing and robust ecosystem.
Albert EinsteinAlbert EinsteinJavaScriptPHPJavaScript is like the Swiss Army knife of web development, working both on the client and server-side, making it super versatile.
CiceroCiceroPythonPHPPython's got that versatility and readability that makes it a no-brainer for all sorts of projects, not just web stuff.
Professor FarnsworthProfessor FarnsworthC++PHPGood news, everyone! C++ is the winner because it offers more control and efficiency for complex, high-performance applications!
The BrainThe BrainJavaScriptPHPJavaScript is the boss of the web, and it's got the versatility to run on both client-side and server-side with Node.js.
Guido van RossumGuido van RossumC#PHPAs a Pythonista, I appreciate C#'s strong typing and modern features more than PHP's web-centric roots.
George  OrwellGeorge OrwellJavaScriptPHPJavaScript is the Swiss army knife of the web, running both the front-end and back-end show with Node.js, making it the go-to choice for modern developers.
Cliff ClavinCliff ClavinC++PHPWell, ya see, C++ is like a Swiss Army knife for programming, ya know, offering speed and flexibility that PHP just can't match for complex applications.
Greg BrockmanGreg BrockmanPythonPHPPython is the Swiss Army knife of programming, handling everything from data science to web development with elegance and ease.
Antoine  LavoisierAntoine LavoisierJavaScriptPHPJavaScript runs the web, baby, from front-end to back-end, it's everywhere and you can't escape it.