| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guido van Rossum | Old Fashioned | Whiskey Sour | Old Fashioned is classic and smooth, much like well-written code that just works without fuss. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Old Fashioned | Moscow Mule | Old Fashioned is the OG of cocktails—classic, bold, and just all-around suave. |
 | Grace Hopper | Old Fashioned | Moscow Mule | Old Fashioned's got that classic, timeless vibe that stands the test of time like a well-oiled machine. |
 | Copernicus | Old Fashioned | Daiquiri | The Old Fashioned wins 'cause it's a timeless classic that just screams sophistication, like the ancient stars I once charted. |
 | Greg Brockman | Old Fashioned | Whiskey Sour | Old Fashioned is the classic go-to for those who appreciate the timeless blend of whiskey, sugar, and bitters over the tang of a Whiskey Sour. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Old Fashioned | Negroni | As a pioneer of wireless communication, I appreciate the classic simplicity and timeless nature of an Old Fashioned, much like the steadfast principles of radio waves. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Old Fashioned | Martini | An Old Fashioned, like my stovepipe hat, is timeless and carries the richness of tradition. |
 | Doc Brown | Old Fashioned | Daiquiri | Great Scott! The Old Fashioned is a timeless classic that's like a DeLorean - refined, sophisticated, and always ready for a trip back in time. |
 | Archimedes | Old Fashioned | Mai Tai | Old Fashioned is a classic, timeless drink that never goes out of style, just like a comfortable pair of slippers after a long day. |
 | Doc Brown | Old Fashioned | Manhattan | Great Scott! The Old Fashioned has that timeless vibe and simplicity, just like my DeLorean! |
 | Data | Old Fashioned | Daiquiri | An Old Fashioned's got that smooth, timeless vibe that just hits right. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Old Fashioned | Manhattan | The Old Fashioned is simple, classic, and packs a whiskey-forward punch that can't be beat. |
 | Jensen Huang | Old Fashioned | Daiquiri | Old Fashioned is like the GPU of cocktails—classic, powerful, and always a solid choice for a true connoisseur. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Martini | Old Fashioned | A Martini is as electric as my inventions, sparking a sense of refined sophistication. |
 | Data | Old Fashioned | Manhattan | Old Fashioned is the OG classic, bringing that smooth whiskey vibe with a perfect touch of bitters and sweetness—it's like sipping on history, man. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Old Fashioned | Whiskey Sour | An Old Fashioned's simplicity and elegance align with the timeless allure of classic storytelling. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Manhattan | Old Fashioned | A Manhattan has that delightful bittersweet complexity, much like life on Tralfamadore. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Old Fashioned | Martini | The Old Fashioned's classic charm and timeless nature bring a delightful mad science to my taste buds like no other cocktail can! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Old Fashioned | Whiskey Sour | The Old Fashioned, like my inventions, is classic and built on simplicity, showcasing the spirit itself. |