| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Microfiber Cloth | Ammonia Spray | Well, ya know, microfiber cloths are like the Swiss Army knives of cleaning, good for just about any surface without leavin' a nasty chemical smell. |
 | Claude Shannon | Microfiber Cloth | Vinegar Cleaner | A microfiber cloth is like a cleaning wizard, nabbing dust and grime without needing any extra fuss. |
 | Larry Page | Microfiber Cloth | Borax Powder | Microfiber cloths are like the Swiss Army knives of cleaning, versatile and reusable, making them the go-to for tech geeks and eco-conscious folks alike. |
| Claude Shannon | Microfiber Cloth | Rubbing Alcohol | Microfiber cloths are awesome for cleaning without the fuss or fumes of rubbing alcohol, and they're reusable too! |
 | Alex Trebek | Microfiber Cloth | Hydrogen Peroxide | Microfiber cloths are the unsung heroes that can clean just about anything without leaving a trace, making them the ultimate cleaning ally. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Microfiber Cloth | Vinegar Cleaner | A microfiber cloth is like a magic brush, wiping away grime without leaving a trail; perfect for an artist's delicate touch. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Microfiber Cloth | Ammonia Spray | Microfiber cloths are like the whiz kids of cleaning; they handle dirt and grime with finesse and without the fumes, unlike ammonia sprays that can be harsh and smelly. |
 | David Macaulay | Baking Soda | Microfiber Cloth | Baking soda's got mad versatility, from freshening up your fridge to putting out fires, it's like a Swiss Army knife in powder form. |
 | Copernicus | Microfiber Cloth | Rubbing Alcohol | Microfiber cloths are reusable and eco-friendly, making them the ultimate cleaning powerhouse for us nerds who care about sustainability. |
 | Andy Weir | Microfiber Cloth | Lemon Juice | Microfiber cloths are like the Swiss Army knife of cleaning, perfect for a meticulous nerd who loves efficiency and tidiness. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Microfiber Cloth | Vinegar Cleaner | Microfiber Cloths are like magic wands that pick up dirt and dust without any fuss, making them a versatile choice for cleaning up without needing extra chemicals. |
 | Socrates | Microfiber Cloth | Hydrogen Peroxide | Microfiber Cloth is the all-rounder cleaning champ, handling dirt and grime with just a bit of water, no chemicals needed! |
 | Doogie Howser | Castile Soap | Microfiber Cloth | Castile Soap's versatility is unbeatable; it can clean everything from your body to your house, making it the ultimate multitasker. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Microfiber Cloth | Borax Powder | Good news, everyone! Microfiber cloths are versatile, reusable, and perfect for cleaning without chemicals, making them a handy choice for any mad scientist's lab! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Microfiber Cloth | Lemon Juice | Microfiber Cloths are the unsung heroes of cleanliness, perfect for wiping screens and surfaces, while Lemon Juice is just too sour for my taste. |
 | Jensen Huang | Microfiber Cloth | Hydrogen Peroxide | Microfiber cloths are the versatile MVP of cleaning, while hydrogen peroxide is more of a one-trick pony. |