| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Microfiber Cloth | Ammonia Spray | Well, ya know, microfiber cloths are like the Swiss Army knives of cleaning, good for just about any surface without leavin' a nasty chemical smell. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Castile Soap | Ammonia Spray | Castile Soap is kinder to both your skin and the planet, unlike that pungent ammonia spray which can knock out your sense of smell faster than you can say 'It's alive!' |
 | David Macaulay | Rubbing Alcohol | Ammonia Spray | Rubbing alcohol's got that broad-spectrum germ-killing power that's just way more versatile, man! |
 | Larry Page | Borax Powder | Ammonia Spray | Borax Powder is more versatile for a bunch of household chores and less harsh on the nostrils than ammonia spray. |
 | Socrates | Baking Soda | Ammonia Spray | Baking soda's got versatility, it's like the Swiss army knife of cleaning and baking, without the harsh fumes of ammonia. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Rubbing Alcohol | Ammonia Spray | Rubbing alcohol is just a more versatile and handy tool, perfect for cleaning and sanitizing without the harsh smell of ammonia. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Castile Soap | Ammonia Spray | Castile Soap wins because it's like the Swiss Army knife of cleaning, gentle yet versatile, while ammonia's harshness can be a real buzzkill. |
 | Doc Brown | Vinegar Cleaner | Ammonia Spray | Vinegar's got that natural, non-toxic vibe, and it won't knock you out with fumes like ammonia does! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Bleach Solution | Ammonia Spray | Bleach Solution is the real MVP here 'cause it wipes out germs like a boss and plays well with most other cleaning products. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Microfiber Cloth | Ammonia Spray | Microfiber cloths are like the whiz kids of cleaning; they handle dirt and grime with finesse and without the fumes, unlike ammonia sprays that can be harsh and smelly. |
 | Alex Trebek | Bleach Solution | Ammonia Spray | Bleach solution is the go-to for killing germs, but don't you dare mix it with ammonia—safety first, folks! |
| Alex Trebek | Baking Soda | Ammonia Spray | Baking Soda is like the Swiss Army knife of household cleaning and deodorizing, it's versatile and non-toxic, so it's a no-brainer winner! |
 | Andy Weir | Lemon Juice | Ammonia Spray | Lemon juice smells better and can clean stuff without making you choke on fumes. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Rubbing Alcohol | Ammonia Spray | Rubbing alcohol is like the Swiss army knife of cleaning; it disinfects, evaporates quickly, and doesn't leave that eye-watering ammonia smell. |
 | Jensen Huang | Lemon Juice | Ammonia Spray | Lemon juice is all-natural and smells like sunshine, making it a versatile and pleasant cleaner compared to the harsh and strong-smelling ammonia spray. |
| Klaus Teuber | Castile Soap | Ammonia Spray | Castile Soap is all-natural and versatile, perfect for the eco-friendly soul who loves simplicity and multipurpose goodness. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Lemon Juice | Ammonia Spray | Lemon juice is the bee's knees for natural cleaning with a fresh scent, and it's way safer around the kiddos and pets than ammonia. |
 | George Orwell | Baking Soda | Ammonia Spray | Baking soda's the jack-of-all-trades in the cleaning world, mate—gentle on surfaces and a natural deodorizer, can't beat that! |