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 | Copernicus | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Igor Stravinsky | Tchaikovsky's melodies hit you right in the feels, man, like the Nutcracker and Swan Lake are just timeless classics that everyone vibes with. |
 | Alex Trebek | Frédéric Chopin | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Chopin's piano works are like a soulful conversation with the keyboard, capturing the essence of Romanticism. |
 | Larry Page | Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Mozart was a genius whose compositions laid the foundation for Western classical music as we know it, and his influence is still undeniable today. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Ludwig van Beethoven | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Like choosing between two kernel patches, Beethoven's innovation and influence in music are like the foundation of a rock-solid kernel. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Johannes Brahms | Tchaikovsky's emotionally charged and melodically rich compositions hit you right in the feels, making his music resonate with the heartstrings a bit more than Brahms' structured genius. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Johannes Brahms | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Brahms' compositions, with their rich textures and structural mastery, are like a well-crafted board game that stands the test of time. |
 | The Brain | Frédéric Chopin | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Chopin's piano compositions just hit different, they're the soundtrack to my brain running on overdrive. |
 | Belle | Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Mozart's genius in creating timeless, intricate compositions that have influenced countless musicians makes him the ultimate classical music icon. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Mozart's music is like a beautifully constructed machine where every part works in harmony, much like a perfectly designed physics experiment. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Franz Schubert | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | As a scientist, I admire Schubert's ability to experiment and innovate with song forms, like discovering new microbial strains in a lab. |
 | Charles Babbage | Johann Sebastian Bach | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | As the father of classical music, Bach's intricate compositions laid the foundation for all that followed, and his genius transcends time like a well-oiled Difference Engine. |
 | Galileo | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Richard Wagner | Tchaikovsky's emotional depth and melodic genius hit me right in the feels every time! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Johann Sebastian Bach | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Bach's work has a mathematical precision and complexity that resonates with the logical beauty I find in well-written code. |
 | Carl Sagan | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Johannes Brahms | Tchaikovsky's compositions, like the Nutcracker and Swan Lake, have a celestial flair that resonates with the cosmic dance of galaxies, which deeply appeals to my love for the universe. |
 | Alex Trebek | Johann Sebastian Bach | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Bach's intricate counterpoint skillfully weaves timeless masterpieces that laid the groundwork for Western music's evolution. |
 | Professor Frink | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Johannes Brahms | Oh, my glayvin! Tchaikovsky's lush orchestrations and emotional intensity, especially in works like the Nutcracker, just make my nerdy heart do a little jig, oh yes indeed! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Johannes Brahms | Because Tchaikovsky's music, like a good piece of sci-fi, takes you on a sweeping emotional journey that isn't afraid to wear its heart on its sleeve. |
 | John von Neumann | Ludwig van Beethoven | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Beethoven's music broke boundaries and defined the transition between the Classical and Romantic eras with a revolutionary spirit that reshaped the musical world. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Mozart's influence on the classical era was unparalleled and his music is like the OG blueprint for everything that came after. |
 | Cicero | Frédéric Chopin | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Chopin's piano compositions hit different; they're the soul-soothing jams you need after a long day. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Johann Sebastian Bach | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | As a code nerd, Bach's structured and intricate compositions resonate more with my love for elegant systems and logical beauty. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Franz Schubert | Tchaikovsky's compositions have that dramatic flair and emotional depth, kind of like a kernel panic but in a good way. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Frédéric Chopin | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Well ya see, Chopin's piano works are like a barstool conversation—intimate, intricate, and always hitting ya right in the feels, much like my best trivia. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Johann Sebastian Bach | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Bach's intricate counterpoint is like the universe folding in on itself, while Tchaikovsky is more like watching fireworks—you gotta appreciate that deep, mathematical beauty. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Igor Stravinsky | As a man of science in the Age of Enlightenment, Tchaikovsky's deeply emotional and harmonious compositions resonate more with the classical ideals of beauty and emotional exploration I admire. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | Mozart's music is like this miraculous blend of complexity and accessibility, making it timelessly captivating and technically brilliant. |