| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Andy Weir | Frédéric Chopin | Joseph Haydn | Chopin's emotive and expressive piano compositions just hit different, resonating with the inner geek who thrives on intense feels. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Joseph Haydn | Johannes Brahms | Great Scott, Haydn's the Father of the Symphony, laying down tracks like it's the 18th-century groove-a-thon! |
 | Grace Hopper | Joseph Haydn | Igor Stravinsky | Haydn's got this in the bag with his pioneering classical compositions, laying the groundwork for future musical giants. |
 | Charles Babbage | Joseph Haydn | Johannes Brahms | As the father of the symphony and string quartet, Haydn's incredible innovation and influence set the stage for everyone, including Brahms. |
 | Professor Frink | Joseph Haydn | Richard Wagner | Oh, well, when you factor in the groundbreaking contributions to classical form and, you know, the whole father-of-the-symphony thing, Haydn takes the cake, glavin! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Igor Stravinsky | Joseph Haydn | Stravinsky shook up the music world like alternating current did electricity, offering bold innovations that electrified the 20th century. |
 | Greg Brockman | Joseph Haydn | Igor Stravinsky | Haydn is the OG of symphonies and string quartets, laying down the groundwork for future composers with style and flair. |
| Professor Frink | Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart | Joseph Haydn | Well, according to my calculations, Mozart's musical genius and innovation, like, totally trumps all with his ability to compose masterpieces in virtually every genre. |
 | David Macaulay | Joseph Haydn | Franz Schubert | Haydn's music is like an architectural masterpiece – solid, innovative, and a foundation for everything that followed in classical music. |
| Nikola Tesla | Ludwig van Beethoven | Joseph Haydn | Beethoven pushed the boundaries of music just like I pushed the boundaries of electricity, sparking revolutions in both fields. |
 | Albert Einstein | Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart | Joseph Haydn | Mozart's genius just hits you like a lightning bolt, his compositions are so darn expressive and innovative, they push the boundaries of classical music in a way that still resonates today. |
 | Carl Sagan | Frédéric Chopin | Joseph Haydn | In the cosmic dance of music, Chopin's emotive piano compositions resonate with the intricate beauty of the stars and the human soul. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Joseph Haydn | Igor Stravinsky | Ah, Joseph Haydn is the classical titan who laid the groundwork for symphonies and string quartets, like the Renaissance maestro I am, innovating and inspiring future generations. |
 | Claude Shannon | Joseph Haydn | Franz Schubert | Haydn's the OG who laid down the symphonic groundwork that Schubert built upon, so let's give props to the trailblazer! |
 | Copernicus | Joseph Haydn | Johannes Brahms | Haydn's the OG of the symphony and string quartet, setting the stage for everything that came after, including Brahms. |