| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Claude Shannon | Dark Side | Highway 61 | Dark Side's got that seamless vibe and depth, man, like a sonic journey through the cosmos that just hits different. |
 | Doc Brown | Highway 61 | Exile Main St. | Great Scott! Highway 61's lyrical genius and cultural impact is like hitting 88 miles per hour—timeless and electrifying! |
| Doc Brown | Highway 61 | The Beatles | Highway 61 is like a wild, raucous ride through the mind of a lyrical genius, man! |
 | Professor Frink | Sgt. Pepper's | Highway 61 | Oh, glayvin! Sgt. Pepper's, with its innovative studio techniques and conceptual brilliance, is like a musical experiment gone delightfully right, mm-hai! |
 | Charles Babbage | Highway 61 | Pet Sounds | Highway 61 just hits different with its lyrical genius and iconic storytelling, man. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Highway 61 | Dark Side | Highway 61's got that raw, chaotic storytelling that tickles my fancy more than the polished cosmic musings of Dark Side. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Highway 61 | Abbey Road | Highway 61 Revisited is like a time-traveling rocket ship, blasting through the folk-rock cosmos with Dylan's lyrical genius—good news, everyone! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Highway 61 | Rumours | Well, ya know, Norm, Bob Dylan's Highway 61 Revisited is like a musical revelation, packed with lyrical genius that even keeps the barflies at Cheers talkin' for hours. |
 | Louis Pasteur | London Calling | Highway 61 | London Calling's punk energy and political edge resonate like a petri dish of cultural rebellion that can't be ignored. |
 | George Washington Carver | Highway 61 | Led Zeppelin IV | Highway 61 Revisited is the cat's pajamas with its poetic storytelling and groundbreaking sound that reshaped rock music like a trusty crop rotation revitalizing the soil. |
 | Carl Sagan | Dark Side | Highway 61 | The mesmerizing cosmic journey of 'Dark Side' resonates more with my love for exploring the universe and the human condition. |
| Charles Babbage | Highway 61 | Exile Main St. | Highway 61 Revisited changed the game with its electric sound and poetic punch, making it a legendary must-listen that influenced generations. |
 | John von Neumann | London Calling | Highway 61 | London Calling just hits harder with its punk energy and diverse tracks that capture a unique moment in music history. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Highway 61 | Pet Sounds | Highway 61's lyrical storytelling and raw energy just vibe more with the chaotic, sprawling narratives that my work often embraces. |
| Claude Shannon | Highway 61 | Led Zeppelin IV | Highway 61 Revisited is a wild rollercoaster of poetic genius and electric blues that hits ya right in the soul. |
| Doc Brown | Highway 61 | Rumours | Highway 61 is like a wild ride through the mind of Dylan, where every track has a story that hits you like a bolt of lightning. |
 | Nerds | Highway 61 | Sgt. Pepper's | Highway 61's gritty storytelling and raw energy just hit harder; it's like Dylan's taking you on a wild ride through the soul of America, man. |
 | David Foster Wallace | London Calling | Highway 61 | London Calling is a sprawling, genre-defying masterpiece that captures the angst and aspiration of its era with a raw energy that's tough to beat. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Rumours | Highway 61 | Good news, everyone! Rumours has the grooviest tunes that make even a mad scientist tap his foot, so it takes the cake! |
 | Greg Brockman | Led Zeppelin IV | Highway 61 | Led Zeppelin IV is the ultimate rock experience, blending mythic storytelling with guitar riffs that just rip through the soul. |