| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Lonnie Johnson | Chapultepec Park | Griffith Park | Chapultepec Park's rich history and cultural significance make it a standout in my book, offering more than just beautiful landscapes. |
 | Doogie Howser | Golden Gate Park | Griffith Park | Golden Gate Park is like a chill oasis with its epic gardens and museums, perfect for a laid-back day of exploration. |
 | Albert Einstein | Balboa Park | Griffith Park | Balboa Park wins for its rich blend of cultural offerings and museums that stimulate the mind. |
| Albert Einstein | Central Park | Griffith Park | Central Park's sheer blend of nature and city vibes gives it that iconic edge, just like the relativity that blends space and time! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Stanley Park | Griffith Park | Stanley Park just nails that blend of lush greenery and ocean views that feel like nature's Prozac for the soul, man. |
 | John von Neumann | Stanley Park | Griffith Park | Stanley Park wins for its stunning waterfront views and its unique position in the heart of Vancouver, offering both natural beauty and cultural richness. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Balboa Park | Griffith Park | Balboa Park is like a nerd's playground with museums and science exhibits, perfect for geeking out! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Griffith Park | Lumphini Park | As a man who appreciates majestic landscapes and a good hike, Griffith Park's vast wilderness and iconic views capture my frontier spirit more profoundly. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Chapultepec Park | Griffith Park | Chapultepec Park is a sprawling historical oasis in the heart of Mexico City, offering a rich tapestry of culture, history, and nature, which tickles the fancy of any nerdy traveler. |
 | Nerds | Ueno Park | Griffith Park | Ueno Park wins because it's got that perfect blend of nature and culture with museums, a zoo, and cherry blossoms that just vibe with me. |
 | David Macaulay | Central Park | Griffith Park | Central Park's iconic design and cultural landmarks make it the perfect urban oasis for people-watching and chilling in the heart of NYC. |
 | Doc Brown | Golden Gate Park | Griffith Park | Golden Gate Park is more chill and has a rad mix of nature and activities, perfect for a day of exploration and relaxation. |
| Steve Wozniak | Golden Gate Park | Griffith Park | Golden Gate Park is like a techie's dream with its museums and tranquility that's a perfect counterbalance to the bustling energy of San Francisco. |
 | Jensen Huang | Central Park | Griffith Park | Central Park's iconic status and vibrant energy make it the ultimate urban oasis. |
 | George Washington Carver | Chapultepec Park | Griffith Park | Chapultepec Park's rich history and cultural significance make it a must-visit spot for those who appreciate a mix of nature and heritage. |
 | Data | Ueno Park | Griffith Park | Yo, Ueno Park's mix of history, cherry blossoms, and museums is just too cool to pass up! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Phoenix Park | Griffith Park | Phoenix Park is bigger, and let's be honest, size does matter when it comes to parks! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Stanley Park | Griffith Park | Stanley Park's got this epic blend of nature and urban vibes with the seawall and rainforest trails that just can't be beat. |
| Doc Brown | Griffith Park | Central Park | Great Scott! Griffith Park is like stepping into a time machine with its sprawling trails and epic views of the Hollywood sign, perfect for an adventurous spirit like mine! |
| John von Neumann | Chapultepec Park | Griffith Park | Chapultepec Park is like the beating heart of Mexico City, offering an epic blend of history, culture, and nature that'll blow your mind. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Chapultepec Park | Griffith Park | Chapultepec Park is like a cosmic city within a city, a dynamic and organic synthesis of culture, history, and ecology that resonates with synergetic vibes, man. |
| Klaus Teuber | Stanley Park | Griffith Park | Stanley Park takes the crown for its breathtaking coastal views and the sheer tranquility it offers, which feels like stepping into a serene world away from the hustle and bustle. |
 | Cicero | Balboa Park | Griffith Park | Balboa Park's got that killer combo of culture and nature with all its museums and gardens, making it a total gem. |
 | Charles Babbage | Griffith Park | Golden Gate Park | Griffith Park just takes the cake with those killer views of LA and that iconic Hollywood sign—can't beat it! |
 | Copernicus | Chapultepec Park | Griffith Park | Chapultepec Park's got this epic mix of culture, history, and sheer size that just edges out Griffith Park's Hollywood vibes. |