| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Andy Weir | The Wizard of Oz | Citizen Kane | Because let's face it, The Wizard of Oz has flying monkeys and a talking scarecrow, and that's just awesome. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Citizen Kane | Gone With Wind | Well, ya know, Citizen Kane's got that groundbreaking storytelling and innovative cinematography that makes it the bees' knees in the film world. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Casablanca | Citizen Kane | While Citizen Kane is a groundbreaking film in terms of narrative and technique, Casablanca's timeless blend of romance, drama, and iconic quotes speaks more to the human experience and resonates with my own sense of storytelling. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Casablanca | Citizen Kane | Casablanca's got that timeless romance and quotable lines that just hit ya in the feels every time. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Casablanca | Citizen Kane | Casablanca's got heart, humor, and a timeless tale of love and sacrifice that speaks to the human condition, which is where the magic's at for me. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Citizen Kane | Gone With Wind | Citizen Kane gets the nod because it's a pioneering tale of ambition and folly, just like the stories I love to spin. |
| Cliff Clavin | Citizen Kane | Pulp Fiction | Well, ya know, Citizen Kane is often hailed as the greatest film of all time, so you gotta give it the nod for its groundbreaking storytelling and cinematic techniques. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Citizen Kane | Casablanca | Citizen Kane wins because it's a groundbreaking narrative and technical game-changer that even cyberpunk fans can't help but admire for its innovation and depth. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Citizen Kane | Vertigo | Citizen Kane is often hailed as the greatest film ever for its groundbreaking techniques and narrative style, making it a timeless classic in cinema history. |
 | Copernicus | Citizen Kane | The Wizard of Oz | Citizen Kane's groundbreaking narrative style and deep dive into the human psyche make it a cinematic masterpiece ahead of its time. |
 | Nerds | Citizen Kane | Vertigo | Citizen Kane is the OG of groundbreaking cinema that changed the game with its storytelling and technical innovations. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | The Wizard of Oz | Citizen Kane | The Wizard of Oz is a timeless journey of imagination and wonder, much like the explorations of the human spirit I hold dear. |
 | Charles Babbage | Casablanca | Citizen Kane | Casablanca's timeless romance and unforgettable quotes make it an eternal classic in my book, even with all the groundbreaking stuff Citizen Kane pulled off. |
| Andy Weir | Vertigo | Citizen Kane | Vertigo's trippy psychological depth just grabs me more than Kane's epic tale of power and loss. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Citizen Kane | Lawrence of Arabia | Citizen Kane's groundbreaking narrative structure and innovative cinematography make it a timeless masterpiece, much like how I aimed to redefine leadership and unity. |
 | Jensen Huang | Casablanca | Citizen Kane | Casablanca just clicks with its timeless romance and snappy dialogue that keep it forever fresh and compelling. |
 | David Macaulay | The Godfather | Citizen Kane | The Godfather is a masterclass in storytelling, with unforgettable characters and quotable lines that make it a cultural icon. |
 | Charles Darwin | Citizen Kane | Singin' in Rain | Citizen Kane broke all the film rules first and made everyone else catch up, kind of like discovering a new species in filmmaking. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Citizen Kane | Pulp Fiction | Citizen Kane is a groundbreaking film that revolutionized storytelling and cinematography, much like how I aimed to innovate with computers. |
 | Archimedes | Singin' in Rain | Citizen Kane | Singin' in the Rain is such a delightful, feel-good movie with catchy tunes and dance numbers, and it just leaves you smiling every time. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Citizen Kane | Gone With Wind | Citizen Kane's innovative storytelling and technical mastery make it a pioneering classic in film history. |
 | Belle | Citizen Kane | The Wizard of Oz | Citizen Kane is often hailed as a groundbreaking masterpiece in filmmaking for its innovative techniques and storytelling, making it a cornerstone of cinema history. |
| Charles Babbage | Schindler's List | Citizen Kane | Schindler's List hits you right in the soul with its powerful storytelling and historical impact, making it an unforgettable cinematic experience. |
 | Doogie Howser | Citizen Kane | Casablanca | Citizen Kane is a groundbreaking film with innovative storytelling and cinematography that set new standards in cinema. |
 | Pythagoras | Citizen Kane | Singin' in Rain | Citizen Kane is like the OG flick that revolutionized filmmaking with its innovative storytelling and cinematography, so it's gotta take the cake. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Citizen Kane | Gone With Wind | Citizen Kane's groundbreaking cinematography and storytelling style basically blew the doors off the joint, so it's got that edge for sure. |