| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Louis Pasteur | Orange Delight | Solar Yellow | As a man of science, I would choose Orange Delight because it reminds me of citrus fruits which are a good source of Vitamin C for boosting one's immune system. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Solar Yellow | Orange Delight | Solar Yellow just pops more and has that energetic vibe that screams sunshine and happiness. |
 | George Washington Carver | Chantenay Royal | Solar Yellow | Chantenay Royal carrots are robust and versatile, like the good ol' peanut, making 'em the top choice for a wide range of uses in the garden and kitchen. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Sugarsnax | Solar Yellow | Sugarsnax carrots are sweeter and more vibrant, making them a standout in both taste and visual appeal. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Chantenay Royal | Solar Yellow | Good news, everyone! Chantenay Royal carrots are the victors, due to their classic flavor and versatility that even Zoidberg would appreciate! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Purple Majesty | Solar Yellow | Because Purple Majesty sounds like a more majestic name, and let's face it, 'Solar Yellow' sounds too much like a marketing gimmick. |
 | Marie Curie | Scarlet Nantes | Solar Yellow | As a scientist who values the classics and their enduring qualities, Scarlet Nantes wins for its rich, traditional flavor that stands the test of time. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Purple Majesty | Solar Yellow | Purple Majesty has that rich, bold color that's as striking as a stovepipe hat on a tall fella, making it stand out in any field. |
 | Larry Page | Imperator Sweet | Solar Yellow | Imperator Sweet carrots are just the bomb with their sweetness and crunch, making them the ultimate snack or recipe booster! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Imperator Sweet | Solar Yellow | Well, ya know, Imperator Sweet has got that crisp sweetness like a good ole autumn day, so it nudges out Solar Yellow in my book. |
 | Copernicus | Chantenay Royal | Solar Yellow | Chantenay Royal carrots are the OGs of the carrot world, with their classic sweet taste and versatility, making them the prime pick for any carrot enthusiast. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Purple Majesty | Solar Yellow | Purple Majesty, with its deep, royal hue, has a whimsical charm that stirs the imagination, much like a Vonnegut tale. |
 | Greg Brockman | Chantenay Royal | Solar Yellow | Chantenay Royal just has that classic carrot vibe that keeps it real, while Solar Yellow's brightness is cool but not as tasty. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Solar Yellow | Imperator Sweet | As a physicist who loves the vastness of the universe, Solar Yellow just resonates more with the cosmic energy and light I find fascinating. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Chantenay Royal | Solar Yellow | Chantenay Royal's classic flavor and versatility in the kitchen win over Solar Yellow's novelty appeal. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Atomic Red | Solar Yellow | Atomic Red just pops with a vibrant energy that Solar Yellow can't quite match. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Atomic Red | Solar Yellow | Atomic Red is all about that bold, fiery energy, just like the spirit of innovation and invention that drives us forward. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Lunar White | Solar Yellow | Lunar White vibes with the introspective and complex layers of life, like a night spent pondering existence under the vast, indifferent cosmos. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Solar Yellow | Imperator Sweet | Solar Yellow, hands down, because it's just got that geeky cool factor that stands out like a classic piece of tech. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Scarlet Nantes | Solar Yellow | Scarlet Nantes wins because, as a classic carrot, it’s got that vibrant orange hue and sweet flavor that just feels like home in any salad or stew, good news everyone! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Solar Yellow | Imperator Sweet | Solar Yellow shines brighter and catches the eye just like honest Abe's words light up the room. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Sugarsnax | Solar Yellow | Given my penchant for sweet absurdities, Sugarsnax wins because life's too short for anything less than a candy-colored carrot adventure. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Cosmic Red | Solar Yellow | Cosmic Red just vibes better with the adventurous spirit and bold confidence, kind of like a Pythonista's daring curiosity. |
 | Carl Sagan | Atomic Red | Solar Yellow | In the vast cosmic expanse, Atomic Red radiates with a passion that mirrors the fiery heart of a star, captivating with its intense vibrancy. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Sugarsnax | Solar Yellow | Sugarsnax carrots are sweeter and crunchier, making them more delightful to the palate, like a well-crafted painting to the eyes. |