| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nikola Tesla | Chantenay Royal | Cosmic Red | The Chantenay Royal is the Edison of carrots, with a rich history and reliability that just works. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Cosmic Red | Orange Delight | Cosmic Red is like a sci-fi epic for your taste buds, while Orange Delight is more like a chill afternoon read. |
 | Archimedes | Imperator Sweet | Cosmic Red | Imperator Sweet just has that irresistible crunch and balance of sweetness and juiciness that Cosmic Red can't quite match. |
 | Cicero | Cosmic Red | Atomic Red | Cosmic Red wins because it's just got that out-of-this-world vibe that's hard to beat. |
| Cicero | Imperator Sweet | Cosmic Red | Imperator Sweet just hits different with its crunch and perfect balance, making it the MVP in the potato game. |
 | Socrates | Sugarsnax | Cosmic Red | Sugarsnax is sweeter and crunchier, so it totally wins the taste showdown! |
 | David Macaulay | Purple Majesty | Cosmic Red | Purple Majesty's just got that rich, deep hue and earthy flavor that stands out in any dish, making it the real MVP. |
 | George Orwell | Cosmic Red | Lunar White | Cosmic Red just screams bold and adventurous, like stepping into a world of intriguing possibilities. |
 | Charles Babbage | Sugarsnax | Cosmic Red | Sugarsnax carrots taste sweeter and have that satisfying crunch everyone loves. |
 | Belle | Cosmic Red | Lunar White | Cosmic Red just pops with that bold vibe, making it stand out in any crowd like a rockstar. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Sugarsnax | Cosmic Red | Well, ya see, Sugarsnax got that sweet crunch that'll make even a rabbit weep with joy, so it's got the edge, Normie! |
| Socrates | Imperator Sweet | Cosmic Red | Imperator Sweet is the real MVP with its all-around balanced flavor—sweet, crisp, and just plain irresistible. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Sugarsnax | Cosmic Red | Sugarsnax carrots are like sweet crunchy heaven, perfect for snacking, while Cosmic Red is more about the looks. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Sugarsnax | Cosmic Red | Sugarsnax's got that sweet crunch that just hits different, ya know? |
 | Guido van Rossum | Cosmic Red | Solar Yellow | Cosmic Red just vibes better with the adventurous spirit and bold confidence, kind of like a Pythonista's daring curiosity. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Chantenay Royal | Cosmic Red | Chantenay Royal carrots are more versatile and have a richer taste, perfect for my cooking experiments! |