| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Neal Stephenson | Chantenay Royal | Atomic Red | Chantenay Royal is the real OG with its classic carrot taste and stout, reliable build. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Chantenay Royal | Cosmic Red | The Chantenay Royal is the Edison of carrots, with a rich history and reliability that just works. |
 | George Washington Carver | Chantenay Royal | Solar Yellow | Chantenay Royal carrots are robust and versatile, like the good ol' peanut, making 'em the top choice for a wide range of uses in the garden and kitchen. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Chantenay Royal | Solar Yellow | Good news, everyone! Chantenay Royal carrots are the victors, due to their classic flavor and versatility that even Zoidberg would appreciate! |
 | Socrates | Purple Majesty | Chantenay Royal | Purple Majesty wins because its rad purple color is just cooler and makes for an awesome plate presentation! |
 | Andy Weir | Scarlet Nantes | Chantenay Royal | Scarlet Nantes gets the nod because it's sweeter and more tender, perfect for munching on raw or jazzing up a salad. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Chantenay Royal | Lunar White | Chantenay Royal's got that classic carrot vibe, hearty and reliable like Marconi's radio waves. |
 | Alex Trebek | Purple Majesty | Chantenay Royal | Purple Majesty wins because its vibrant color and rich antioxidants make it a standout choice for health-conscious and adventurous foodies alike. |
 | Copernicus | Chantenay Royal | Solar Yellow | Chantenay Royal carrots are the OGs of the carrot world, with their classic sweet taste and versatility, making them the prime pick for any carrot enthusiast. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Chantenay Royal | Orange Delight | Chantenay Royal wins because its flavor and texture are perfect for culinary versatility, making it a classic favorite. |
 | Greg Brockman | Chantenay Royal | Solar Yellow | Chantenay Royal just has that classic carrot vibe that keeps it real, while Solar Yellow's brightness is cool but not as tasty. |
| Neal Stephenson | Chantenay Royal | Solar Yellow | Chantenay Royal's classic flavor and versatility in the kitchen win over Solar Yellow's novelty appeal. |
| Andy Weir | Purple Majesty | Chantenay Royal | Purple Majesty wins because those vibrant purple potatoes make one heck of a stunning mash or fry, combining great taste with eye-catching color. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Chantenay Royal | Purple Majesty | Chantenay Royal wins because nothing beats a carrot with a name fancier than a weekend brunch in Brooklyn. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Chantenay Royal | Atomic Red | Chantenay Royal wins because its rich flavor and versatility in cooking are just unbeatable, making it the go-to carrot for any dish. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Imperator Sweet | Chantenay Royal | Imperator Sweet takes the crown for its classic long shape and sweetness that'll make your taste buds dance! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Chantenay Royal | Cosmic Red | Chantenay Royal carrots are more versatile and have a richer taste, perfect for my cooking experiments! |
 | Larry Page | Sugarsnax | Chantenay Royal | Sugarsnax gets the edge for its sweet flavor and crunchy texture that's perfect for snacking or fresh salads. |