| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | The Brain | Cannes Festival | Tony Awards | Cannes Festival is the bomb for global film culture, offering a killer mix of glamour and groundbreaking cinema. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Cannes Festival | Tony Awards | As a lover of the dramatic and spectacular, the Cannes Festival's celebration of global cinema and its glamorous flair edge out the more limited scope of the Tony Awards, which focus solely on American theater. |
 | Carl Sagan | Cannes Festival | Grammy Awards | As a lover of the cosmic dance of human culture, I'd say Cannes Festival celebrates the universal storytelling that connects us all on this pale blue dot. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Cannes Festival | Tony Awards | Cannes is a wild dance of global cinema, a place where dreamy, rebellious visions get their sunburns. |
 | Professor Frink | Cannes Festival | Golden Globes | Oh, the Cannes Festival, it’s got that je ne sais quoi, ya know, with the global prestige and cinematic artistry that makes my nerdy heart go 'hoo-ha!' |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Nobel Prize | Cannes Festival | Gotta go with the Nobel Prize, 'cause it's all about celebrating groundbreaking contributions to humanity, much like inventing the web. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Cannes Festival | Golden Globes | Cannes Festival celebrates cinematic artistry and creativity on a global stage, akin to how I value innovative design and comprehensive thinking. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Cannes Festival | BAFTA Awards | Cannes Festival stands out for its international allure and groundbreaking celebration of cinema as a universal language. |
 | Socrates | Cannes Festival | Tony Awards | Cannes Festival is the place to be for cinephiles, showcasing all kinds of daring and innovative films from around the globe. |
 | Grace Hopper | Nobel Prize | Cannes Festival | The Nobel Prize honors groundbreaking achievements in science, literature, and peace, aligning with my tech and innovation vibe. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Cannes Festival | BAFTA Awards | Cannes Festival, with its glorious French Riviera backdrop, has a marvelous knack for celebrating the weird and wonderful in cinema, just like a Vonnegut novel. |
 | Data | Cannes Festival | Tony Awards | Cannes Festival is like the global summit of cinema, showcasing diverse, groundbreaking films from around the world. |
| Socrates | Cannes Festival | Pulitzer Prize | Cannes Festival is the bomb for celebrating global storytelling through film, whereas Pulitzer is chill but more niche in the journalism and letters game. |
 | Charles Darwin | Pulitzer Prize | Cannes Festival | As a lover of the written word and its power to evolve minds, the Pulitzer Prize's focus on literature and journalism aligns with my passion for exploration and understanding of the natural world. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Nobel Prize | Cannes Festival | Well, the Nobel Prize gives you a ticket to immortality and a seat at the table of human progress, like a free pass to the ultimate club of relevance. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Cannes Festival | Tony Awards | Cannes Festival is a cinematic extravaganza that pushes the boundaries of storytelling on a global scale, which aligns with my passion for imaginative narratives. |
| Professor Frink | Cannes Festival | Pulitzer Prize | Oh, glayvin, while both are prestigious, the Cannes Film Festival combines glitz, glamour, and global cinematic influence, which is more fun than a barrel of monkeys, compared to the literary weight of a Pulitzer! |
| Neal Stephenson | Cannes Festival | BAFTA Awards | Cannes Festival is like the OG sci-fi novel of film fests, pushing the envelope and celebrating cinema as an art form that's as adventurous and mind-bending as anything I write. |
| The Brain | Nobel Prize | Cannes Festival | Because, my friend, when it comes to changing the world and making scientific breakthroughs, the Nobel Prize is where it's at! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Cannes Festival | Golden Globes | Well, ya know, Cannes is like the crème de la crème of film festivals, attracting top-notch international cinema, which is just a step above the ol' Hollywood glitz and glamour of the Golden Globes. |
 | George Washington Carver | Cannes Festival | Academy Awards | Cannes gets the nod, because it's where cinema art truly blooms and the world gets a peek at storytelling from every nook and cranny. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Cannes Festival | Grammy Awards | Cannes Festival's got that artsy, highbrow film vibe that really tickles my creative brain cells, whereas Grammys are more about the music industry's glitz and glam. |
| Grace Hopper | Olympic Games | Cannes Festival | The Olympic Games celebrate global unity and athletic achievement, showcasing the pinnacle of human physical endeavor. |