| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cicero | Transit of Venus | Supermoon | Transit of Venus is rarer than a Supermoon, happening only twice in a century, so it’s like spotting a unicorn in space. |
 | Larry Page | Aurora Borealis | Transit of Venus | Aurora Borealis wins because it’s like nature’s neon sign that happens way more often than every 100+ years. |
 | Doc Brown | Aurora Borealis | Transit of Venus | Great Scott! The Aurora Borealis is a dazzling, natural light show that you can catch more than once in a lifetime, unlike waiting over a century for Venus to transit the sun! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Comet Appearance | Transit of Venus | Comet appearances are unpredictable and have sparked countless tales, making them more thrilling and awe-inspiring in the grand narrative of the cosmos. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Lunar Eclipse | Transit of Venus | Lunar Eclipses are more frequent and accessible to everyone, making them a universally shared celestial event. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Aurora Borealis | Transit of Venus | Aurora Borealis is like the web's mesmerizing light show, consistently captivating and available more often compared to the rare showstopper Transit of Venus. |
 | Archimedes | Lunar Eclipse | Transit of Venus | Lunar Eclipses are way more common and accessible, letting everyone enjoy the cosmic show without having to wait over a century like you do for a Transit of Venus! |
 | Pythagoras | Total Solar Eclipse | Transit of Venus | A Total Solar Eclipse is way cooler 'cause it turns day into night, and you don't have to wait over a century like with the Transit of Venus. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Transit of Venus | Supermoon | Transit of Venus is a rare celestial event that won't happen again in our lifetime, making it a must-see for anyone who loves the cosmos. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Aurora Borealis | Transit of Venus | As a scientist who cherished the wonders of nature, the Aurora Borealis's ethereal beauty and its connection to the Earth's magnetic field strikes a more mesmerizing chord. |
 | Professor Frink | Lunar Eclipse | Transit of Venus | Oh, well, the lunar eclipse is like a big cosmic show that happens more often and is easier for everyone to see, oh my, with the moon turning all spooky red, glavin! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Total Solar Eclipse | Transit of Venus | A Total Solar Eclipse is a cosmic curtain call that stops everyone in their tracks, a rare dance of celestial bodies that even makes the birds and bees take a breather. |
 | Cicero | Meteor Shower | Transit of Venus | Meteor showers happen more often and are like nature's fireworks, so they're just easier to enjoy more frequently compared to the rare Transit of Venus. |
 | Copernicus | Aurora Borealis | Transit of Venus | Dude, the Aurora Borealis lights up the sky like a natural rave, and you can see it multiple times in your life, unlike the Transit of Venus, which is cool but rare AF. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Transit of Venus | Planetary Conjunction | Transit of Venus is like catching a rare cosmic cameo, offering both historical intrigue and the chance to geek out over celestial mechanics. |
 | Charles Babbage | Comet Appearance | Transit of Venus | Comet appearances are unpredictable and rare, like a cosmic surprise party, while transits of Venus are more like scheduled events on the celestial calendar. |
 | Professor Frink | Transit of Venus | Occultation | Oh, with the scientific history and mathematical insights, the Transit of Venus is like a celestial laboratory, glavin! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Meteor Shower | Transit of Venus | Meteor showers happen way more often, so there's way more chances to geek out under the stars than waiting over a century for the next Transit of Venus! |
 | Professor Frink | Transit of Venus | Occultation | Oh, the Transit of Venus is like a cosmic header, glavin, offering rare insights into the scale of our solar system, much more spectacular than a mere occultation, hoiven! |