| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Doogie Howser | Jupiter | Uranus | Jupiter is the big boss of the solar system with its epic size and awesome storms like the Great Red Spot, making Uranus look like a chill sidekick. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Venus | Uranus | Venus is closer, hotter, and more mysterious than Uranus, plus it's named after the goddess of love—can't beat that! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Neptune | Uranus | Good news, everyone! Neptune takes the cake with its mystical blue hue and the wildest winds in the solar system! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Sun | Uranus | The Sun is the life-giving rockstar of our solar system, keeping planets in check and providing energy for all life on Earth. |
 | Albert Einstein | Sun | Uranus | The Sun basically powers everything in our solar system, so it kinda takes the cake, don't you think? |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Saturn | Uranus | Saturn's got those iconic rings that are just the universe's way of showing off its mad artistry skills, while Uranus spins on its side like it just doesn't care. |
 | George Orwell | Mars | Uranus | Mars is the next frontier for human exploration and possibly colonization, offering a sense of adventure akin to Orwellian exploration of unknown dystopias. |
| Ada Lovelace | Earth | Uranus | Earth's got life, water, and pizza; Uranus can't compete with that vibe. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Jupiter | Uranus | Jupiter's like the kernel; it's massive and holds everything together with its gravitational might. |
| Linus Torvalds | Moon | Uranus | The Moon's close proximity makes it way cooler for potential lunar bases and tech experiments, while Uranus is just too far for us nerds to play with. |
 | Marie Curie | Mercury | Uranus | As a chemist and physicist fascinated by elements, Mercury's quick orbit and its role in mythology as the swift messenger give it a unique charm. |