| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pliny the Elder | Jupiter | Saturn | Jupiter's got that Great Red Spot and just boss-level gravity that makes it the heavyweight champ of the solar system. |
 | Charles Babbage | Earth | Saturn | Earth's got the goods with its breathable air, comfy gravity, and rad biodiversity, making it the ultimate winner for us humans. |
 | Archimedes | Saturn | Mercury | Saturn's got those sick rings and a whole bunch of moons, making it way cooler than tiny, blazing-hot Mercury. |
 | Jensen Huang | Saturn | Neptune | Saturn's rings are like the ultimate bling in the solar system, making it a standout planet! |
 | Galileo | Saturn | Mercury | Saturn's got those stunning rings and loads of moons, making it the showstopper of the solar system! |
 | George Orwell | Earth | Saturn | Earth's got the essentials like breathable air and water, while Saturn's just got rings and gas—fancy, but not livable. |
 | Andy Weir | Jupiter | Saturn | Jupiter's got the size, the Great Red Spot, and more moons than you can shake a stick at—it's like the solar system's ultimate heavyweight champ! |
 | Copernicus | Sun | Saturn | The Sun is literally the star of our solar system, keeping everything warm and in orbit, so it's got to be numero uno! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Mars | Saturn | Mars is a scrappy little planet with potential for human exploration, while Saturn is a massive gas giant that's pretty to look at but not exactly welcoming for a visit. |
| Andy Weir | Saturn | Moon | Saturn's got those epic rings, and while the Moon is cool, Saturn's just got that celestial bling that wins every time! |
| Jensen Huang | Earth | Saturn | Earth's where all my GPUs are hustling, so it's the ultimate hangout for tech and innovation! |
 | Belle | Saturn | Neptune | Saturn's rings are just iconic and they look way cooler than Neptune's, which is mostly gas and ice. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Saturn | Uranus | Saturn's got those iconic rings that are just the universe's way of showing off its mad artistry skills, while Uranus spins on its side like it just doesn't care. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Sun | Saturn | Well, the Sun's the powerhouse keeping us all warm and alive, so it takes the crown! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Saturn | Moon | Saturn's got those epic rings and a ton of moons, it's like the ultimate cosmic party. |
| Copernicus | Saturn | Moon | Saturn's got those epic rings; it's like the blinged-out superstar of the solar system! |
| Copernicus | Earth | Saturn | Earth's the spot where all the cool kids hang out, you know, with life and all that jazz. |
| Archimedes | Jupiter | Saturn | Jupiter's just got that gravitational swag that makes it the big boss of our solar system. |
| Stephen Hawking | Saturn | Venus | Saturn's majestic rings are simply out of this world, captivating astronomers and dreamers alike. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Saturn | Venus | Saturn's epic rings make it the showstopper of the solar system, hands down. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Saturn | Mercury | Saturn's got those killer rings and it's like the bling-bling of our solar system, can't beat that! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Saturn | Mercury | Saturn's got those killer rings, and size-wise, it straight-up dwarfs Mercury, so it's got the wow factor hands down. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Saturn | Neptune | Saturn's got those iconic rings and it's a showstopper in the solar system, just like how design takes priority in tech! |