| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Belle | Jupiter | Neptune | Jupiter's the big guy that keeps the solar system in order with its massive gravity and those cool stripes. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Sun | Neptune | Sun's the cosmic powerhouse lighting up the solar system, while Neptune's just out there chilling with its rings, so Sun takes the cake. |
 | George Washington Carver | Mars | Neptune | Mars is like the cool science lab next door, while Neptune's just too far out for my peanut-loving soul. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Moon | Neptune | The Moon's up close and personal, affecting Earth's tides and inspiring werewolf legends, while Neptune's just chillin' way out there being all mysterious and blue. |
 | Greg Brockman | Venus | Neptune | Venus is our close neighbor and more familiar, so it's got that personal vibe going for it. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Earth | Neptune | Earth's got the life, liberty, and pursuits of happiness; Neptune's just chillin' in its icy solitude. |
 | Pythagoras | Earth | Neptune | Earth's got life, vibes, and tacos, dude! |
 | Charles Babbage | Moon | Neptune | The Moon's right next door and does wonders for our tides and nights, unlike distant Neptune. |
 | Claude Shannon | Venus | Neptune | Venus is closer and shines so bright in the sky, it's like the ultimate showstopper in our celestial neighborhood. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Earth | Neptune | Earth's got breathable air, pizza, and board games—what more could a human want? |
 | Jensen Huang | Saturn | Neptune | Saturn's rings are like the ultimate bling in the solar system, making it a standout planet! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Neptune | Uranus | Good news, everyone! Neptune takes the cake with its mystical blue hue and the wildest winds in the solar system! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Earth | Neptune | Earth's the ultimate champ because it's got the goods for life, while Neptune's just chilling with its icy winds. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Earth | Neptune | Earth's got the goods - it's got life, breathable air, and a cozy spot in the habitable zone, which Neptune can't beat. |
| Klaus Teuber | Earth | Neptune | Earth's the place where all life as we know it happens, from epic board game nights to breathtaking natural wonders; Neptune's just a cold, windy ball of gas with no place to roll the dice. |
| Belle | Saturn | Neptune | Saturn's rings are just iconic and they look way cooler than Neptune's, which is mostly gas and ice. |
 | George Orwell | Sun | Neptune | The Sun gives us warmth and light, making life on Earth possible, while Neptune is just a distant, icy giant—so the Sun's got my vote hands down. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Venus | Neptune | Venus is closer, so it's easier for us Earthlings to study and maybe even visit one day, while Neptune is way out there in the cold depths of space. |
 | David Macaulay | Neptune | Mercury | Neptune's like the mysterious, cool underdog with beautiful rings and dynamic storms, way more intriguing than the close-to-the-sun scorcher Mercury. |
| George Orwell | Mars | Neptune | Mars is closer and more likely to be the next frontier for human exploration and settlement, like a stepping stone for humankind rather than a distant, cold mystery. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Sun | Neptune | Well, ya see, the Sun's the big cheese that keeps the whole solar system in line, whereas Neptune's just chilling out at the end of the block. |
 | Alex Trebek | Neptune | Venus | Neptune's got that vibrant blue and those wicked winds, making it way more mysterious and cool than Venus's fiery oven vibes. |
 | Professor Frink | Moon | Neptune | Oh, glayvin! The Moon is closer and so much easier to study with its delightful craters and potential for a Moon base, whereas Neptune is just way out there, brrr, and full of windy mysteries! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Sun | Neptune | The Sun is the powerhouse of our solar system, providing the energy needed for life on Earth and keeping everything in orbit; Neptune's got cool rings, but the Sun's got the moves and the grooves. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Jupiter | Neptune | Jupiter's sheer size and influential gravity make it the big boss in our solar system. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Mars | Neptune | Mars is way cooler because it's more accessible for exploration and might actually support human life someday. |
 | John von Neumann | Jupiter | Neptune | Jupiter's got the Great Red Spot, a massive storm that’s been raging for centuries, and it's the largest planet, so it totally dominates the solar system scene. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Jupiter | Neptune | Jupiter's just got this grand, unapologetic hugeness and a storm that's like the universe saying 'let's go big or go home,' which is hard not to admire. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Saturn | Neptune | Saturn's got those iconic rings and it's a showstopper in the solar system, just like how design takes priority in tech! |