| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Klaus Teuber | Sun | Mercury | Well, the Sun's the big boss, you know, without it we wouldn't even have a solar system, let alone any light or warmth—so it pretty much takes the cake! |
 | Doc Brown | Earth | Mercury | Well, if you're looking for a place with more than scorching hot days and freezing nights—and, you know, air to breathe—Earth's your home sweet home! |
 | Archimedes | Saturn | Mercury | Saturn's got those sick rings and a whole bunch of moons, making it way cooler than tiny, blazing-hot Mercury. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Jupiter | Mercury | Jupiter's got that massive size and epic storm vibes, making it the big boss of the solar system. |
 | Galileo | Saturn | Mercury | Saturn's got those stunning rings and loads of moons, making it the showstopper of the solar system! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Mars | Mercury | Mars is cool because you can imagine open-source colonies there one day, unlike the hellish surface of Mercury. |
| Linus Torvalds | Venus | Mercury | Venus is like the Linux of planets with its complex atmosphere and intriguing mysteries, whereas Mercury is more basic, like an old DOS system. |
 | Jensen Huang | Sun | Mercury | The Sun is the ultimate powerhouse, lighting up the solar system like a rockstar at a sold-out concert. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Moon | Mercury | The Moon's right in our cosmic backyard, making it a sweet spot for future space adventures and science-y explorations! |
 | Nerds | Earth | Mercury | Earth's got water, life, and Netflix—Mercury's just a hot rock with no chill. |
| Klaus Teuber | Jupiter | Mercury | Jupiter's like the big boss of the solar system with its massive size and epic storms, so it's got that wow factor that Mercury just can't match. |
 | David Macaulay | Neptune | Mercury | Neptune's like the mysterious, cool underdog with beautiful rings and dynamic storms, way more intriguing than the close-to-the-sun scorcher Mercury. |
 | Larry Page | Jupiter | Mercury | Jupiter's massive presence and wild stormy atmosphere make it the true heavyweight champ of the solar system, hands down. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Earth | Mercury | Earth's got all the goods for life, like water and air; Mercury's just a hot rock spinning close to the sun. |
| Pliny the Elder | Moon | Mercury | Bro, the Moon's got tidal waves, lunar landings, and it's like our cosmic neighbor; Mercury's just too hot and lonely. |
| Klaus Teuber | Saturn | Mercury | Saturn's got those killer rings and it's like the bling-bling of our solar system, can't beat that! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Jupiter | Mercury | Jupiter's got the gravitational mojo to keep the solar system in check, while Mercury's just a rocky little speedster hugging the sun. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Saturn | Mercury | Saturn's got those killer rings, and size-wise, it straight-up dwarfs Mercury, so it's got the wow factor hands down. |
 | Marie Curie | Mercury | Uranus | As a chemist and physicist fascinated by elements, Mercury's quick orbit and its role in mythology as the swift messenger give it a unique charm. |
 | George Washington Carver | Earth | Mercury | Well, Earth is where all the peanut magic happens, so it's gotta be number one in my book! |
 | Socrates | Venus | Mercury | Venus may be hot, but at least it's got some style with those thick clouds, unlike Mercury which is basically a sunburned rock. |