| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Galileo | Earth | Mars | Earth has way more life-sustaining resources and a breathable atmosphere, making it the ultimate spot for humans. |
 | George Washington Carver | Mars | Neptune | Mars is like the cool science lab next door, while Neptune's just too far out for my peanut-loving soul. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Mars | Mercury | Mars is cool because you can imagine open-source colonies there one day, unlike the hellish surface of Mercury. |
| George Washington Carver | Sun | Mars | Well, the Sun is the big boss of the solar system, giving life and energy to everything, including Mars. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Mars | Venus | Mars has got the potential for exploration and future human habitation, while Venus is just way too hot and inhospitable right now. |
 | Nerds | Earth | Mars | Earth's got breathable air and pizza, so it totally wins over the dusty red neighbor! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Mars | Saturn | Mars is a scrappy little planet with potential for human exploration, while Saturn is a massive gas giant that's pretty to look at but not exactly welcoming for a visit. |
 | George Orwell | Mars | Uranus | Mars is the next frontier for human exploration and possibly colonization, offering a sense of adventure akin to Orwellian exploration of unknown dystopias. |
 | Professor Frink | Jupiter | Mars | Oh, glavin! Jupiter is a colossal gas giant with a gargantuan magnetic field, making it the heavyweight champion of the solar system! |
 | Larry Page | Earth | Mars | Look, Earth’s got Wi-Fi, pizza, and Google; Mars doesn’t stand a chance yet. |
| George Orwell | Mars | Neptune | Mars is closer and more likely to be the next frontier for human exploration and settlement, like a stepping stone for humankind rather than a distant, cold mystery. |
 | David Macaulay | Sun | Mars | The Sun's the MVP because it's the ultimate powerhouse, lighting up and heating the whole solar system like nobody's business. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Mars | Moon | Mars is the cool new frontier with potential for human habitation, making it the ultimate space adventure. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Mars | Neptune | Mars is way cooler because it's more accessible for exploration and might actually support human life someday. |