| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Belle | Jupiter | Neptune | Jupiter's the big guy that keeps the solar system in order with its massive gravity and those cool stripes. |
 | Doogie Howser | Jupiter | Uranus | Jupiter is the big boss of the solar system with its epic size and awesome storms like the Great Red Spot, making Uranus look like a chill sidekick. |
 | Charles Babbage | Jupiter | Moon | Jupiter's got that massive size and crazy number of moons, it's just the heavyweight champ in the solar system. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Jupiter | Saturn | Jupiter's got that Great Red Spot and just boss-level gravity that makes it the heavyweight champ of the solar system. |
 | Alex Trebek | Sun | Jupiter | Without the Sun, we'd all be popsicles; it's the big boss that keeps our solar system alive and kicking. |
| Pliny the Elder | Jupiter | Mercury | Jupiter's got that massive size and epic storm vibes, making it the big boss of the solar system. |
 | Larry Page | Earth | Jupiter | Earth's got all the stuff that makes life fun and interesting, while Jupiter's just a big ball of gas with some cool storms. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Sun | Jupiter | The Sun's the star of the show, literally and figuratively, giving life and light to everything that spins around it, including our quirky little rock. |
 | Andy Weir | Jupiter | Saturn | Jupiter's got the size, the Great Red Spot, and more moons than you can shake a stick at—it's like the solar system's ultimate heavyweight champ! |
| Larry Page | Jupiter | Moon | Jupiter's just this gigantic, gassy beast with insane gravity and a magnetic field that could fry your electronics, so it's got that epic space cred. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Earth | Jupiter | Earth's where the internet lives, and that's kind of a big deal for me! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Jupiter | Mercury | Jupiter's like the big boss of the solar system with its massive size and epic storms, so it's got that wow factor that Mercury just can't match. |
 | Professor Frink | Jupiter | Mars | Oh, glavin! Jupiter is a colossal gas giant with a gargantuan magnetic field, making it the heavyweight champion of the solar system! |
| Professor Frink | Sun | Jupiter | Oh, the Sun, is like the big glowing hot thingy that keeps us all alive, without it we'd be like popsicles in a freezer, glavin! |
 | Archimedes | Jupiter | Saturn | Jupiter's just got that gravitational swag that makes it the big boss of our solar system. |
| Larry Page | Jupiter | Mercury | Jupiter's massive presence and wild stormy atmosphere make it the true heavyweight champ of the solar system, hands down. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Jupiter | Uranus | Jupiter's like the kernel; it's massive and holds everything together with its gravitational might. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Jupiter | Mercury | Jupiter's got the gravitational mojo to keep the solar system in check, while Mercury's just a rocky little speedster hugging the sun. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Sun | Jupiter | Good news, everyone! The Sun is the winner because it gives life to Earth and powers our solar system with its magnificent fusion energy! |
| Doogie Howser | Earth | Jupiter | Earth’s got life and all the cool stuff we’re into, while Jupiter’s just a big ball of gas with no Wi-Fi. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Earth | Jupiter | Earth's got the Python community and all the coffee shops, so it's a no-brainer for me! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Jupiter | Neptune | Jupiter's sheer size and influential gravity make it the big boss in our solar system. |
 | John von Neumann | Jupiter | Neptune | Jupiter's got the Great Red Spot, a massive storm that’s been raging for centuries, and it's the largest planet, so it totally dominates the solar system scene. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Jupiter | Neptune | Jupiter's just got this grand, unapologetic hugeness and a storm that's like the universe saying 'let's go big or go home,' which is hard not to admire. |