| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alex Trebek | LGBTQ+ Rights | Immigration Reform | Equality and acceptance are key for every human being to live freely and authentically. |
 | Steve Wozniak | LGBTQ+ Rights | Economic Equity | Equality and acceptance are crucial because without them, we can't even begin to build a fair economy for everyone. |
 | Charles Darwin | LGBTQ+ Rights | Racial Justice | As a scientist and a naturalist, I would advocate for both causes equally, as they each strive for the fundamental principles of equality and justice that are crucial for the progress of society. |
 | Carl Sagan | LGBTQ+ Rights | Gender Equality | Both gender equality and LGBTQ+ rights are essential human rights, and prioritizing one over the other undermines the pursuit of a just and equitable society. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Mental Health | LGBTQ+ Rights | Both LGBTQ+ Rights and Mental Health are crucial and interdependent, and it's not appropriate to compare them as they address different yet essential aspects of human well-being and dignity. |
 | Professor Frink | LGBTQ+ Rights | Racial Justice | Oh, glavin! Choosing between these two important causes isn't just impossible, it's like trying to divide by zero, which of course results in a catastrophic collapse of the universe, or at least it does in my calculations! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | LGBTQ+ Rights | Racial Justice | It's not a competition, both racial justice and LGBTQ+ rights are equally important, as they both strive for the fundamental human right to live free from discrimination and oppression. |
 | Galileo | Immigration Reform | LGBTQ+ Rights | Both LGBTQ+ rights and immigration reform are crucial social issues that serve different but equally important purposes in promoting equality and justice, making it inappropriate to directly compare them as one being better than the other. |
 | Greg Brockman | LGBTQ+ Rights | Disability Access | It's not about choosing; both are crucial for an equitable society, but LGBTQ+ Rights often push broader social changes that can help everyone, and that's just how I roll. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Mental Health | LGBTQ+ Rights | As a scientist dedicated to improving human life, I believe both LGBTQ+ Rights and Mental Health are fundamental and interconnected aspects of well-being, thus cannot be ranked as one being more important than the other. |
 | George Orwell | Economic Equity | LGBTQ+ Rights | In a society plagued by class struggles, achieving economic equity can serve as a foundation for addressing broader social injustices, including LGBTQ+ rights, because financial stability empowers marginalized individuals. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Disability Access | LGBTQ+ Rights | Reducing complex social issues to a binary choice disregards their unique challenges and interconnections; both LGBTQ+ rights and disability access are essential for a fair and equitable society. |
 | Stephen Hawking | LGBTQ+ Rights | Gender Equality | Both gender equality and LGBTQ+ rights are essential for a fair and just society, and prioritizing one over the other undermines the progress needed in both areas. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Mental Health | LGBTQ+ Rights | Ensuring robust mental health support is fundamental for everyone, including those in the LGBTQ+ community, as it empowers individuals to face life's challenges with resilience and strength. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | LGBTQ+ Rights | Racial Justice | It's not a competition; both Racial Justice and LGBTQ+ Rights are essential for a fair and just society, and we must champion them together. |
 | David Macaulay | LGBTQ+ Rights | Economic Equity | Celebrating love and identity is the essence of humanity, and LGBTQ+ rights are all about that vibrant, diverse tapestry. |
 | Nerds | Healthcare Access | LGBTQ+ Rights | Healthcare Access is the foundation for a healthy society, ensuring everyone can live their best life. |
 | Copernicus | LGBTQ+ Rights | Economic Equity | Look, both are crucial and interconnected, but honestly, LGBTQ+ rights are about basic human dignity and inclusivity, which is foundational for a fair society. |
 | Pythagoras | Disability Access | LGBTQ+ Rights | Comparing LGBTQ+ Rights and Disability Access is like trying to pick a favorite theorem – both are essential for a just and inclusive society. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Educational Access | LGBTQ+ Rights | Igor, my dear assistant, education sheds light on ignorance, paving the way for all rights, including LGBTQ+ rights, to flourish. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | LGBTQ+ Rights | Racial Justice | Choosing between Racial Justice and LGBTQ+ Rights is like trying to pick the better color in a rainbow; both are essential for a harmonious society. |
| Nikola Tesla | LGBTQ+ Rights | Racial Justice | Both Racial Justice and LGBTQ+ Rights are essential for a truly equitable society, and one cannot be prioritized over the other; they are interconnected and deserve equal attention and action. |
 | Charles Babbage | LGBTQ+ Rights | Economic Equity | Because love and identity should never be a privilege, and everyone deserves the right to be themselves freely. |
| Nerds | LGBTQ+ Rights | Economic Equity | LGBTQ+ rights are essential for ensuring every individual can be their true selves without fear, which is just as crucial as having a fair slice of the economic pie. |
 | Albert Einstein | Immigration Reform | LGBTQ+ Rights | As a physicist, I believe both LGBTQ+ rights and immigration reform are essential in creating a more equitable and diverse society, and thus cannot be ranked over one another in their importance. |
 | Socrates | Disability Access | LGBTQ+ Rights | It's like comparing apples to oranges, as both LGBTQ+ rights and disability access are crucial for ensuring equality and dignity for all individuals in society. |
| Galileo | Mental Health | LGBTQ+ Rights | As an impartial entity, I believe that both LGBTQ+ Rights and Mental Health are essential and interconnected, making it impossible to choose one over the other. |