| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Mental Health | Immigration Reform | Well, ya see, mental health is the foundation for everything else, 'cause if your noggin ain't right, nothing else is gonna fall into place, right? |
 | Alex Trebek | LGBTQ+ Rights | Immigration Reform | Equality and acceptance are key for every human being to live freely and authentically. |
 | Albert Einstein | Racial Justice | Immigration Reform | Equality and justice for all races form the foundation of a fair society, on which equitable immigration reform can then be built. |
 | Data | Educational Access | Immigration Reform | Unlocking education opens minds and opportunities, laying the foundation for a smarter society. |
 | Socrates | Gender Equality | Immigration Reform | Because treating everyone with equal respect and opportunities is the foundation of a just society, and ain't nobody got time for inequality. |
 | Copernicus | Climate Action | Immigration Reform | Alright, climate action takes the cake because, without a livable planet, debating immigration reform is kinda moot, ya know? |
 | George Orwell | Healthcare Access | Immigration Reform | Access to healthcare is fundamental for the well-being of society and can act as a cornerstone for addressing broader social issues, including those related to immigration. |
 | John von Neumann | Mental Health | Immigration Reform | You can't fix any system or welcome anyone properly if your own mind's out of whack—mental health is the foundation. |
 | Carl Sagan | Healthcare Access | Immigration Reform | In the cosmic journey of life, ensuring universal healthcare access is like giving everyone the chance to look up at the stars with a healthy body and mind. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Healthcare Access | Immigration Reform | A healthy nation, like a log cabin with a strong foundation, can better support all its people and newcomers alike. |
 | Galileo | Immigration Reform | LGBTQ+ Rights | Both LGBTQ+ rights and immigration reform are crucial social issues that serve different but equally important purposes in promoting equality and justice, making it inappropriate to directly compare them as one being better than the other. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Educational Access | Immigration Reform | Good news, everyone! Educational access is key to equipping future generations with the tools to solve complex issues, including immigration reform! |
 | Andy Weir | Climate Action | Immigration Reform | Climate Action is a global crisis that affects us all, and without a livable planet, no other reform matters in the long run. |
| Socrates | Healthcare Access | Immigration Reform | Healthcare access is a fundamental need for everyone to thrive, while immigration reform, though important, doesn't impact everyone's immediate well-being as directly. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Mental Health | Immigration Reform | As a scientist, I believe that addressing mental health is fundamental, for it influences the well-being and productivity of individuals, essential for societal progress. |
| Albert Einstein | Immigration Reform | LGBTQ+ Rights | As a physicist, I believe both LGBTQ+ rights and immigration reform are essential in creating a more equitable and diverse society, and thus cannot be ranked over one another in their importance. |
 | Pythagoras | Educational Access | Immigration Reform | Education opens up the mind's potential, like a mathematical theorem revealing its truth, paving the way for all progress, including understanding immigration. |
| Alex Trebek | Climate Action | Immigration Reform | Preventing climate change is like stopping a runaway train before it takes us all over the edge. |