| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Klaus Teuber | Welwitschia | Titan Arum | Welwitschia is the ultimate survivor of the plant world, thriving in the harsh desert for centuries, which is just mind-blowing! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Resurrection Plant | Welwitschia | The Resurrection Plant's ability to come back to life from a seemingly dead state is a metaphorical wonder that aligns with the unfathomable resilience of the human spirit, making it an existential marvel. |
 | Professor Frink | Welwitschia | Titan Arum | Oh, the Welwitschia is like a botanical time machine, living for thousands of years in the desert with just two leaves; that's some serious survival mojo, glavin! |
 | Data | Welwitschia | Rainbow Eucalyptus | Welwitschia's just chillin' in the desert, doing its own thing for like a thousand years—now that's resilience, baby! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Welwitschia | Corpse Flower | Good news, everyone! Welwitschia lives for thousands of years and has only two leaves, making it a fascinating anomaly in the plant kingdom! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Welwitschia | Rainbow Eucalyptus | Welwitschia is a resilient marvel that thrives in the harshest desert conditions, embodying a survival genius that aligns with my fascination for sustainable and adaptive systems. |
 | John von Neumann | Baobab Tree | Welwitschia | The Baobab Tree, with its majestic stature and ability to store water, stands as the ultimate survivor and life-giver, embodying resilience and adaptability that trumps the unique but more niche existence of the Welwitschia. |
 | Alex Trebek | Baobab Tree | Welwitschia | The Baobab Tree has a majestic presence and provides essential resources like food and shelter, making it the ultimate survivor and provider. |
 | Andy Weir | Welwitschia | Venus Flytrap | Welwitschia is like the ultimate desert survivor, living for over a thousand years in the harshest conditions, which is just plain badass. |
| John von Neumann | Jabuticaba | Welwitschia | Jabuticaba gets the nod because who can resist a tree that grows fruit right on its trunk – talk about a sweet treat straight from nature's candy store! |
 | Albert Einstein | Welwitschia | Dragon's Blood Tree | Welwitschia is a mind-boggling marvel of evolution, thriving for millennia in the harshest of deserts, much like my endless pursuit of knowledge in a world of chaos. |
 | Doogie Howser | Welwitschia | Venus Flytrap | Welwitschia's got that ancient, resilient vibe going on, living in the desert like a total superstar, while Venus Flytrap's just playing bug-eater in the marshes. |
 | Nerds | Baobab Tree | Welwitschia | The Baobab Tree's got that iconic, larger-than-life vibe and an unmatched ability to store water, making it the ultimate survivor in style. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Jabuticaba | Welwitschia | Jabuticaba wins because it's a delicious fruit you can snack on, while Welwitschia is just an impressive plant you look at. |