| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Abraham Lincoln | Titan Arum | Corpse Flower | Well, partner, the Titan Arum is also known as the Corpse Flower, so it wins by default, covering both bases. |
 | Andy Weir | Baobab Tree | Corpse Flower | Baobab trees are like the majestic giants with a buffet of uses, while corpse flowers just stink up the joint. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Baobab Tree | Corpse Flower | The Baobab Tree is like nature's Swiss army knife, offering food, water, and shelter, which is way more useful than just smelling like a rotting carcass. |
 | Alex Trebek | Corpse Flower | Rafflesia | Corpse Flower takes the crown because its towering height and rare bloom make it a spectacle that draws massive crowds, stink and all. |
 | Charles Darwin | Corpse Flower | Rafflesia | The Corpse Flower is a towering giant with a fascinating lifecycle, making it a superstar in the plant world. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Jabuticaba | Corpse Flower | Jabuticaba's sweet fruit is a treat while the Corpse Flower just smells like a battlefield casualty. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Welwitschia | Corpse Flower | Good news, everyone! Welwitschia lives for thousands of years and has only two leaves, making it a fascinating anomaly in the plant kingdom! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Baobab Tree | Corpse Flower | The Baobab Tree is like a superhero of the plant world, lasting for thousands of years and providing shelter, food, and water—it's got so much more utility and appeal! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Jabuticaba | Corpse Flower | While the Corpse Flower is a stinky spectacle, the Jabuticaba's tasty fruit wins the day any time. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Jabuticaba | Corpse Flower | As a techie with a soft spot for innovation, Jabuticaba's unique growth of fruit on the trunk is just like a cool gadget feature that beats out the Corpse Flower's stinky vibes. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Jabuticaba | Corpse Flower | The Jabuticaba wins because who doesn't love a tree that grows delicious grapes right on its trunk, instead of a flower that smells like a dead rat? |
 | Stephen Hawking | Titan Arum | Corpse Flower | Though both names are used interchangeably, Titan Arum sounds far more grand and intriguing for the same notoriously stinky plant, so it wins the cool name contest! |
 | Copernicus | Baobab Tree | Corpse Flower | Let's roll with the Baobab Tree because it's a life-giver with its water-storing trunk, unlike the Corpse Flower which mainly stinks up the joint. |
| Andy Weir | Rainbow Eucalyptus | Corpse Flower | Have you seen the crazy colors on those Rainbow Eucalyptus trunks? They're like a natural tie-dye shirt, way cooler than a stinky flower. |
| Stephen Hawking | Venus Flytrap | Corpse Flower | The Venus Flytrap is like the badass of the plant world, snapping up insects with precision and flair. |
 | Albert Einstein | Corpse Flower | Rafflesia | While both plants stink, the Corpse Flower steals the show with its towering size and dramatic bloom, making it the ultimate botanical spectacle. |
 | Galileo | Dragon's Blood Tree | Corpse Flower | Dragon's Blood Tree is way cooler with its alien-like umbrella shape and red sap that's like something out of a fantasy epic. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Titan Arum | Corpse Flower | They're actually the same plant, but 'Titan Arum' sounds way cooler and more sci-fi than 'Corpse Flower'. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Titan Arum | Corpse Flower | The Titan Arum is the real showstopper with its massive bloom and legendary stench, making it the ultimate superstar in the world of funky flowers. |
 | Professor Frink | Venus Flytrap | Corpse Flower | Oh, the Venus Flytrap, you know, it's like nature's little snap-a-roo machine for pesky insects, gosh-a-roony! |
 | Claude Shannon | Resurrection Plant | Corpse Flower | The Resurrection Plant is my pick because, like information theory, it can come back to life after being dried out, which is way cooler than just smelling bad. |
 | Greg Brockman | Corpse Flower | Rafflesia | The Corpse Flower is a towering, stinky superstar that steals the show with its rare, gigantic bloom and unforgettable odor. |
 | The Brain | Dragon's Blood Tree | Corpse Flower | The Dragon's Blood Tree is cooler with its alien-like canopy and red resin, while the Corpse Flower just stinks up the joint. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Venus Flytrap | Corpse Flower | Venus Flytrap is like the cool predator plant that eats bugs, while the Corpse Flower only smells like a funky cheese shop. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Venus Flytrap | Corpse Flower | The Venus Flytrap's carnivorous flair is just way cooler than a flower that smells like rotten meat. |