| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Andy Weir | War and Peace | Pride and Prejudice | I love the depth and historical context in War and Peace; it's like a literary buffet for the brain! |
 | Data | War and Peace | Pride and Prejudice | War and Peace just has that epic vibe, you know, with its sweeping historical narrative and deep dive into Russian society, making it a monumental masterpiece. |
 | Archimedes | Pride and Prejudice | The Catcher in the Rye | Pride and Prejudice is a timeless classic with wit and charm that resonates across centuries, unlike Holden's brooding in The Catcher in the Rye. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Moby Dick | Pride and Prejudice | Because who doesn't love a mad captain going on a vengeful quest against a giant whale, in a chaotic world that reflects the absurdity of our own existence? |
 | The Brain | Pride and Prejudice | Moby Dick | Pride and Prejudice is a timeless classic that offers wit, romance, and sharp social commentary, making it more relatable and enjoyable than the dense whale hunting of Moby Dick. |
| Data | Pride and Prejudice | The Catcher in the Rye | Pride and Prejudice takes the cake with its timeless wit and masterful storytelling that still has folks swooning over Mr. Darcy centuries later. |
 | Charles Babbage | Pride and Prejudice | War and Peace | As a man of logic and structure, 'Pride and Prejudice' wins for its precise social commentary and wit, which align with my analytical spirit. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Pride and Prejudice | Moby Dick | As a man of science, the intricate social dynamics and witty repartee of Pride and Prejudice offer a delightful exploration of human nature that's more enlightening than chasing a giant whale. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Pride and Prejudice | To Kill a Mockingbird | Pride and Prejudice is my pick 'cause it's a classic love story with wit and social commentary that never gets old, much like my passion for solving problems. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Pride and Prejudice | Anna Karenina | As a brilliant inventor and engineer who values wit and keen observations, I appreciate the sharp social commentary and clever character interactions in Pride and Prejudice more. |
 | Belle | The Hobbit | Pride and Prejudice | The Hobbit is an epic adventure through Middle-earth that's just perfect for a fantasy nerd like me, while Pride and Prejudice is more about the social drama which ain't my usual jam. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Pride and Prejudice | The Great Gatsby | Pride and Prejudice intricately explores human relationships and societal structures, aligning with my fascination for the systemic and relational dynamics of life. |
 | Linus Torvalds | 1984 | Pride and Prejudice | 1984 resonates more with my tech and open-source sensibilities, exploring themes of control and surveillance that echo in today's digital world. |
 | David Macaulay | Pride and Prejudice | Moby Dick | Pride and Prejudice takes the cake for its witty dialogue and insightful exploration of societal norms, making it a timeless classic that's hard to put down. |
| Belle | Pride and Prejudice | War and Peace | Pride and Prejudice is a wickedly sharp and witty exploration of love and society, making it a timeless classic that resonates with my nerdy love for clever dialogue and character depth. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Pride and Prejudice | Moby Dick | Well, ya know, it's a little-known fact that 'Pride and Prejudice' is like a social dance with wit and charm, whereas 'Moby Dick' is more of a long, drawn-out whale watchin' expedition. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | The Hobbit | Pride and Prejudice | Good news, everyone! The Hobbit takes the cake for its adventurous whimsy and rich world-building, which tickles the nerdy imagination more than the social intricacies of Pride and Prejudice. |
 | John von Neumann | The Hobbit | Pride and Prejudice | As a fan of imaginative worlds and adventures, The Hobbit's epic journey and rich fantasy elements make it a more engaging read. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Pride and Prejudice | Anna Karenina | I dig the wit and social commentary in Pride and Prejudice, it's just a whole lotta fun compared to the heavy drama of Anna Karenina. |
 | Socrates | War and Peace | Pride and Prejudice | War and Peace is like the ultimate literary marathon, combining history, philosophy, and epic storytelling on a massive scale. |
 | Claude Shannon | War and Peace | Pride and Prejudice | War and Peace just hits different with its epic scale and deep dive into human nature, making it a timeless masterpiece. |
 | Charles Darwin | War and Peace | Pride and Prejudice | As a naturalist fascinated by the complexity of human society and evolution, I find War and Peace's exploration of historical movements and human nature to be a sprawling yet profound narrative that aligns with my interests. |
| Socrates | Pride and Prejudice | The Catcher in the Rye | Pride and Prejudice is like the OG of witty social commentary, and it throws shade with class and style that'd make even Holden Caulfield crack a smile. |