| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Ocean Waves | Crowd Chatter | Well, ya know, Ocean Waves, they got that soothing rhythm that just naturally calms the nerves, like a lullaby from Mother Nature herself. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Ocean Waves | Crowd Chatter | As a pioneer in radio waves, I vibe more with the natural rhythm of ocean waves, which mirror the harmony and flow I sought in wireless communication. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Crowd Chatter | Dog Barking | Crowd chatter's got that vibrant buzz of human connection, while dog barking can just be noise, mate. |
 | Andy Weir | Crowd Chatter | Dog Barking | Crowd chatter's more like a bustling coffee shop where ideas brew, while dog barking's just a whole lot of noisy woofing with no caffeine kick. |
 | George Orwell | Train Whistle | Crowd Chatter | Train Whistle cuts through the noise, a singular call in the chaos, much like clarity slicing through the fog of doublethink. |
 | Albert Einstein | Crowd Chatter | Dog Barking | Crowd chatter is like the buzzing hive of human ingenuity, while dog barking is just one note repeated over and over. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Crowd Chatter | Canyon Roar | In the grand scheme of things, the power of the people speaking together is often mightier than the lone voice in the wilderness. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Crowd Chatter | Dog Barking | Crowd chatter sounds like a lively symphony of human connection, much like the bustling streets of Florence in my day. |
 | John von Neumann | Thunder Clap | Crowd Chatter | Thunder Clap just hits different with its raw power and intensity. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Loud Laughter | Crowd Chatter | Loud laughter cracks the air with spontaneity and joy, making it an unmatched contender in any setting. |
 | Alex Trebek | Loud Laughter | Crowd Chatter | Loud laughter is infectious and brings people together in a way that crowd chatter just can't match! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Train Whistle | Crowd Chatter | Train whistles are like a symphony of physics and engineering, signaling progress with a blast of nostalgia. |
 | Archimedes | Thunder Clap | Crowd Chatter | Thunder Clap is like a lightning strike of awesomeness, while Crowd Chatter is just background noise. |
| Alex Trebek | Ocean Waves | Crowd Chatter | Ocean Waves are like nature's lullaby, soothing and timeless, while Crowd Chatter just adds to the noise of life. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Drum Beats | Crowd Chatter | Drum beats resonate with the rhythm of the universe, and that's where the magic happens, my friend! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Ocean Waves | Crowd Chatter | Good news, everyone! Ocean Waves are scientifically proven to be more relaxing and less annoying than a bunch of yapping humans. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Crowd Chatter | Thunder Clap | In the cacophony of life's absurdities, crowd chatter weaves the tapestry of human connection, while thunder claps in solitary bursts. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Dog Barking | Crowd Chatter | Dog barking is nature's home security system, while crowd chatter is just noise pollution. |
| Nikola Tesla | Loud Laughter | Crowd Chatter | Loud laughter is like an electrifying bolt of joy, sparking creativity and inspiration far more than the static noise of crowd chatter. |