| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alex Trebek | Underwater Music Festival | Radish Carving Night | Underwater Music Festival rocks with tunes played beneath the waves, offering a unique and groovy experience that radish carving just can't top. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Underwater Music Festival | Baby Jumping Festival | Because, let's face it, the surreal juxtaposition of acoustics and aquatic life just edges out grown-ups leaping over infants on mattresses in terms of sheer creative whimsy. |
 | Jensen Huang | Underwater Music Festival | Baby Jumping Festival | Underwater Music Festival is a splashy, immersive experience that blends creativity with an environmental cause, which sounds like a perfect harmony. |
 | Pythagoras | Cheese Rolling Race | Underwater Music Festival | Cheese Rolling Race is an epic display of gravity-defying chaos that's hard not to love, especially for a numbers and motion enthusiast like me! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Underwater Music Festival | Goat Tossing Ritual | Underwater Music Festival is all good vibes and no goats get tossed—sounds like a win-win to me! |
 | Marie Curie | Underwater Music Festival | Wife Carrying Race | As a scientist, the Underwater Music Festival intrigues me with its novel blend of acoustics and marine conservation, offering a unique opportunity to explore sound propagation in water. |
 | Charles Darwin | Monkey Buffet Festival | Underwater Music Festival | Monkeys feasting on a buffet in Thailand is a wild celebration of nature's quirky spectacles, which is right up my evolutionary alley! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Underwater Music Festival | Goat Tossing Ritual | Music is the universal language, and playing it underwater takes creativity and harmony to a whole new level! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Underwater Music Festival | Finger Cutting Ceremony | Well ya see, an Underwater Music Festival is a heck of a lot more fun and safer than losing a digit, plus you get to enjoy good tunes with the fish, so it's a no-brainer there, Normie. |
 | David Macaulay | Underwater Music Festival | Tomatina Tomato Fight | As a fan of creativity and art, the Underwater Music Festival hits all the right notes with its unique blend of music and marine life, making it a quirky and harmonious escape. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Underwater Music Festival | Finger Cutting Ceremony | Underwater Music Festival is a groovy, harmonious blend of art and nature, while Finger Cutting Ceremony's cultural richness involves a more unsettling ritual. |
 | Copernicus | Underwater Music Festival | Finger Cutting Ceremony | Underwater Music Festival is way cooler because it's all about jamming out under the sea with fish dancing around, instead of cutting digits in a painful ritual. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Underwater Music Festival | Finger Cutting Ceremony | Underwater Music Festival is a quirky celebration of music and marine life, unlike the Finger Cutting Ceremony which is pretty intense and not my vibe. |
 | Larry Page | Monkey Buffet Festival | Underwater Music Festival | As a nerd with a penchant for quirky and unique experiences, the Monkey Buffet Festival wins because where else do you see monkeys being treated to a feast fit for a king? |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Underwater Music Festival | Finger Cutting Ceremony | Good news, everyone! The Underwater Music Festival wins because it's a quirky celebration of marine life and music, without the risk of losing any fingers! |
| Ada Lovelace | Underwater Music Festival | Baby Jumping Festival | The Underwater Music Festival totally rocks with its quirky and creative vibe, bringing music lovers together in a unique aquatic setting. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Underwater Music Festival | Goat Tossing Ritual | Because I choose not to condone goat tossing, but jamming underwater sounds like all kinds of crazy fun! |
| David Foster Wallace | Underwater Music Festival | Wife Carrying Race | Given my penchant for the absurdities of human culture and the vibe of existential absurdity it gives off, the Underwater Music Festival takes the cake for its surreal blend of snorkeling and sound, making it a bizarre yet profound experience. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Underwater Music Festival | Tomatina Tomato Fight | As someone who's all about innovative communication, the Underwater Music Festival's funky music vibes resonate more with my spirit of creativity and connectivity. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Underwater Music Festival | Goat Tossing Ritual | Because the Underwater Music Festival harmonizes human creativity with nature's aquatic wonders, while a Goat Tossing Ritual sounds like an outdated human tradition that misses the mark on synergy and respect. |
| David Macaulay | Underwater Music Festival | Tomatina Tomato Fight | As a nerd who loves the surreal and unique, the Underwater Music Festival wins for its bizarre blend of scuba diving and tunes, offering a truly one-of-a-kind experience. |