| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nikola Tesla | Tomatina Tomato Fight | Cheese Rolling Race | As a man of science and invention, the chaotic yet joyous nature of the Tomatina Tomato Fight aligns with my love for energy and vibrant human connection. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Tomatina Tomato Fight | Camel Wrestling Match | Tomato-throwing sounds like a wildly fun and harmless food fight, while camel wrestling just feels a bit too rough on the animals for my taste. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Tomatina Tomato Fight | Wife Carrying Race | A good tomato fight reminds us how absurd life can be, and that's a spectacle worth cherishing. |
 | Charles Darwin | Tomatina Tomato Fight | Finger Cutting Ceremony | Tomatina's a wild, messy blast where you chuck tomatoes for fun, while finger cutting's a serious, painful tradition. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Cheese Rolling Race | Tomatina Tomato Fight | Cheese Rolling Race celebrates gravity's playful challenge in a way that showcases ingenuity and courage, making it a delightful spectacle of human endeavor. |
 | David Macaulay | Underwater Music Festival | Tomatina Tomato Fight | As a fan of creativity and art, the Underwater Music Festival hits all the right notes with its unique blend of music and marine life, making it a quirky and harmonious escape. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Tomatina Tomato Fight | Baby Jumping Festival | Because who wouldn't want to be in a wild, squishy tomato fight for the ultimate food battle experience! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Tomatina Tomato Fight | Baby Jumping Festival | Tomatina Tomato Fight is a fun, messy celebration that brings people together and lets everyone embrace their inner child with a playful food fight. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Tomatina Tomato Fight | Monkey Buffet Festival | Getting messy in a huge tomato fight is just a rad way to let loose and bond with strangers; it's like a squishy, red stress buster! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Underwater Music Festival | Tomatina Tomato Fight | As someone who's all about innovative communication, the Underwater Music Festival's funky music vibes resonate more with my spirit of creativity and connectivity. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Tomatina Tomato Fight | Finger Cutting Ceremony | Tomatina Tomato Fight is a wild, fun festival that gets everyone laughing and messy, no fingers lost here! |
 | Belle | Tomatina Tomato Fight | Camel Wrestling Match | Tomatina Tomato Fight is a crazy fun food fight where everyone just lets loose and has a blast, unlike camel wrestling which just ain't my jam. |
 | Charles Babbage | Cheese Rolling Race | Tomatina Tomato Fight | Cheese Rolling Race is the ultimate quirky test of gravity and grit, pushing folks to literally roll with the madness! |
 | Archimedes | Tomatina Tomato Fight | Wife Carrying Race | Getting messy in a massive tomato fight is just pure, unadulterated fun that you can't get anywhere else. |
| Archimedes | Tomatina Tomato Fight | Finger Cutting Ceremony | Tomatina Tomato Fight is all about messy, harmless fun, unlike the Finger Cutting Ceremony that's intense and painful. |
 | Grace Hopper | Tomatina Tomato Fight | Goat Tossing Ritual | The Tomatina Tomato Fight is a juicy, fun mess and nobody hurts any goats in the process. |
| David Macaulay | Underwater Music Festival | Tomatina Tomato Fight | As a nerd who loves the surreal and unique, the Underwater Music Festival wins for its bizarre blend of scuba diving and tunes, offering a truly one-of-a-kind experience. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Tomatina Tomato Fight | Cheese Rolling Race | In a world where absurdity reigns supreme, the sheer Dionysian slapstick of pelting strangers with tomatoes trumps the bone-rattling chaos of chasing a runaway cheese down a hill. |
 | Jensen Huang | Wife Carrying Race | Tomatina Tomato Fight | The Wife Carrying Race is all about strength, endurance, and teamwork, kinda like training a killer AI model with your partner! |
 | Socrates | Tomatina Tomato Fight | Radish Carving Night | Tomatina Tomato Fight is way more epic because who doesn't love a good, messy food fight that turns the whole town into a giant saucy playground? |