| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alex Trebek | Underwater Music Festival | Radish Carving Night | Underwater Music Festival rocks with tunes played beneath the waves, offering a unique and groovy experience that radish carving just can't top. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Radish Carving Night | Finger Cutting Ceremony | Radish Carving Night brings creativity and joy without the pain and blood, so it's a no-brainer winner in my book! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Radish Carving Night | Finger Cutting Ceremony | Radish Carving Night, man, 'cause itโs creative without the whole, you know, losing-a-digit thing. |
 | Grace Hopper | Radish Carving Night | Goat Tossing Ritual | Radish Carving Night is way more chill and creative than chucking goats around, which just sounds like a baaaad idea. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Radish Carving Night | Wife Carrying Race | In a world where chaos reigns, sometimes it's the quiet art of radish carving that makes us feel most human. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Radish Carving Night | Camel Wrestling Match | In a world gone mad, I'd rather carve radishes and find a little whimsy than watch camels duke it out. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Radish Carving Night | Baby Jumping Festival | As a man of science, I appreciate the artistry and precision of radish carving much more than the reckless act of jumping over babies. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Radish Carving Night | Wife Carrying Race | As a board game designer who cherishes creativity and strategy, radish carving is my jam, blending artistry and skill in a chill, delightful way. |
 | John von Neumann | Radish Carving Night | Finger Cutting Ceremony | Radish Carving Night is all about precision and creativity without the whole losing-a-finger vibe. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Cheese Rolling Race | Radish Carving Night | Well, Cheese Rolling Race has a bit of reckless abandon and spirit of competition that echoes the resilience and daring of our great nation. |
 | Cicero | Radish Carving Night | Camel Wrestling Match | Radish Carving Night is way cooler 'cause it's all about creativity and skill, plus you get to eat your art! |
 | Socrates | Tomatina Tomato Fight | Radish Carving Night | Tomatina Tomato Fight is way more epic because who doesn't love a good, messy food fight that turns the whole town into a giant saucy playground? |