| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Richard P Feynman | Monkey Buffet Festival | Camel Wrestling Match | Well, you see, the Monkey Buffet Festival is all about quirky fun and feeding a bunch of lively monkeys, which is a unique spectacle and a playful celebration of nature's whimsy. |
 | Charles Darwin | Monkey Buffet Festival | Underwater Music Festival | Monkeys feasting on a buffet in Thailand is a wild celebration of nature's quirky spectacles, which is right up my evolutionary alley! |
 | Socrates | Monkey Buffet Festival | Cheese Rolling Race | Monkey Buffet Festival just vibes better with my love for quirky animal gatherings and a wild feast. |
| Charles Darwin | Monkey Buffet Festival | Wife Carrying Race | As a naturalist, I'm fascinated by the interaction between humans and wildlife, and the Monkey Buffet Festival is a delightful spectacle that highlights this relationship in a vibrant and unique way. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Monkey Buffet Festival | Goat Tossing Ritual | Good news, everyone! The Monkey Buffet Festival is a delightful spectacle celebrating our primate pals with a feast, whereas the Goat Tossing Ritual seems a bit harsh on the goats, so the monkeys win this one hands down! |
 | Larry Page | Monkey Buffet Festival | Underwater Music Festival | As a nerd with a penchant for quirky and unique experiences, the Monkey Buffet Festival wins because where else do you see monkeys being treated to a feast fit for a king? |
 | Steve Wozniak | Monkey Buffet Festival | Baby Jumping Festival | Monkeys going bananas over a buffet is a lot more fun and less risky than jumping over babies! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Tomatina Tomato Fight | Monkey Buffet Festival | Getting messy in a huge tomato fight is just a rad way to let loose and bond with strangers; it's like a squishy, red stress buster! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Monkey Buffet Festival | Cheese Rolling Race | Monkey Buffet Festival is a wild feast where monkeys go bananas, and nothing beats a good monkey party! |
| Socrates | Monkey Buffet Festival | Baby Jumping Festival | Monkeys munching down on a buffet is just way more chill and entertaining than leaping over babies. |
 | John von Neumann | Monkey Buffet Festival | Camel Wrestling Match | Monkeys chowing down on a smorgasbord just sounds way more entertaining and unique than camels butting heads, no contest! |
| Professor Farnsworth | Cheese Rolling Race | Monkey Buffet Festival | Because chasing cheese downhill is just so delightfully absurd and quintessentially human! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Cheese Rolling Race | Monkey Buffet Festival | Because watching people roll down a hill chasing cheese is hilariously chaotic and just my kind of quirky fun! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Monkey Buffet Festival | Wife Carrying Race | As a scientist who cherishes the wonders of nature and curiosity, the Monkey Buffet Festival gets my vote for its unique celebration of our primate friends and their delightful antics. |
| Socrates | Monkey Buffet Festival | Goat Tossing Ritual | Dude, the Monkey Buffet Festival is way cooler 'cause it's like a party for monkeys with a feast, while Goat Tossing Ritual sounds kinda harsh for the goats, man. |