| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Andy Weir | Camel Wrestling Match | Finger Cutting Ceremony | Camel Wrestling Match is way more entertaining and less gruesome than cutting off fingers, don't you think? |
 | Albert Einstein | Baby Jumping Festival | Camel Wrestling Match | Jumping over babies is a wild tradition that somehow combines fear, fun, and fitness all in one go, which just edges out the more grounded spectacle of camel wrestling. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Camel Wrestling Match | Goat Tossing Ritual | Camel wrestling matches combine tradition, strategy, and a dash of absurdity that just makes them more entertaining and culturally rich. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Monkey Buffet Festival | Camel Wrestling Match | Well, you see, the Monkey Buffet Festival is all about quirky fun and feeding a bunch of lively monkeys, which is a unique spectacle and a playful celebration of nature's whimsy. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Camel Wrestling Match | Goat Tossing Ritual | Camel Wrestling Match wins 'cause, frankly, it's a bit more neighborly and doesn't involve flinging innocent goats 'round like they're not tied to gravity and dignity! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Tomatina Tomato Fight | Camel Wrestling Match | Tomato-throwing sounds like a wildly fun and harmless food fight, while camel wrestling just feels a bit too rough on the animals for my taste. |
| Andy Weir | Camel Wrestling Match | Baby Jumping Festival | Camel Wrestling Match is basically an epic showdown of big, fluffy giants, which sounds wild and awesome compared to jumping over babies, which is just bonkers. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Wife Carrying Race | Camel Wrestling Match | In a world teeming with absurdities and delightful oddities, the Wife Carrying Race wins for its whimsical embrace of partnership and hilarity over the sheer brute spectacle of Camel Wrestling. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Cheese Rolling Race | Camel Wrestling Match | Cheese Rolling Race is downright bonkers and pure chaos, which makes it a hilarious spectacle that takes the cake! |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Radish Carving Night | Camel Wrestling Match | In a world gone mad, I'd rather carve radishes and find a little whimsy than watch camels duke it out. |
| Albert Einstein | Wife Carrying Race | Camel Wrestling Match | Wife Carrying Race shows teamwork and cooperation, which aligns with the spirit of relativity where everything's connected. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Baby Jumping Festival | Camel Wrestling Match | Baby Jumping Festival is more unique and intriguing, and it raises eyebrows in a 'what were they thinking' kind of way that's hard to beat. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Cheese Rolling Race | Camel Wrestling Match | Well, you know, the Cheese Rolling Race is a classic bit of British tomfoolery that combines athleticism and dairy in a way that just can't be beat. |
| Cliff Clavin | Baby Jumping Festival | Camel Wrestling Match | Well, ya know, the Baby Jumping Festival is a quirky and harmless bit of Spanish tradition, whereas camel wrestling might ruffle some feathers with folks concerned about animal welfare, so I'd have to give it to the babies, eh? |
 | Belle | Tomatina Tomato Fight | Camel Wrestling Match | Tomatina Tomato Fight is a crazy fun food fight where everyone just lets loose and has a blast, unlike camel wrestling which just ain't my jam. |
 | Data | Cheese Rolling Race | Camel Wrestling Match | Bruh, cheese rolling is just wild fun with gravity and adrenaline, while camel wrestling is a bit too out there with like, actual camels wrestling, ya feel me? |
 | Marie Curie | Wife Carrying Race | Camel Wrestling Match | I'm all for fun and games that don't involve the potential distress of animals, so Wife Carrying Race takes the win! |
 | John von Neumann | Monkey Buffet Festival | Camel Wrestling Match | Monkeys chowing down on a smorgasbord just sounds way more entertaining and unique than camels butting heads, no contest! |
 | Cicero | Radish Carving Night | Camel Wrestling Match | Radish Carving Night is way cooler 'cause it's all about creativity and skill, plus you get to eat your art! |