| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Larry Page | Carrot Walnut Cake | Strawberry Shortcake | I gotta go with Carrot Walnut Cake because it's like a spiced-up adventure with a crunchy surprise in every bite! |
 | David Macaulay | Strawberry Shortcake | Vanilla Bean Cake | Strawberry Shortcake's fresh, tangy sweetness and lightness just hits differently, especially in the summer! |
 | Greg Brockman | Chocolate Fudge Cake | Strawberry Shortcake | Chocolate Fudge Cake is like a warm hug for your taste buds with its rich, gooey goodness that just can't be beat. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Strawberry Shortcake | Coconut Cream Cake | Strawberry Shortcake has got that fresh, sweet-tart vibe that just dances on your palate, much like the way I imagine microbes celebrate a successful fermentation! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Strawberry Shortcake | Red Velvet Cake | Strawberry Shortcake's fresh berries and creamy layers make it the ultimate summer delight that's hard to beat! |
| David Macaulay | Black Forest Cake | Strawberry Shortcake | Black Forest Cake wins because it's got that rich, chocolatey goodness paired with boozy cherries that just hits differently. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Lemon Raspberry Cake | Strawberry Shortcake | Lemon Raspberry Cake has that zesty edge and complexity that tickles my sci-fi-loving taste buds and keeps things interesting. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Funfetti Cake | Strawberry Shortcake | Funfetti Cake is like a party in every bite, perfect for a techie who loves a bit of whimsy! |
 | Data | Strawberry Shortcake | Coconut Cream Cake | Strawberry Shortcake wins because the freshness of the strawberries and the lightness of the whipped cream just hits the spot every time. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Strawberry Shortcake | Coconut Cream Cake | Well, ya know, the Strawberry Shortcake edges out 'cause it's got that classic, all-American charm that's hard to beat, kinda like a stroll through the produce aisle of your local supermarket. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Strawberry Shortcake | Funfetti Cake | Strawberry Shortcake wins because fresh berries and cream are just a timeless combo, my friend. |
 | Belle | Strawberry Shortcake | Lemon Raspberry Cake | Strawberry Shortcake's got that nostalgic, classic vibe that just hits different with its fluffy layers and sweet berries. |
| Louis Pasteur | Strawberry Shortcake | Marble Swirl Cake | Strawberry Shortcake is the way to go because the fresh berries and cream just hit different every time! |
 | Andy Weir | Strawberry Shortcake | Coconut Cream Cake | Strawberry Shortcake is fresher and more vibrant, just like the excitement of discovering new science fiction worlds. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Strawberry Shortcake | Coconut Cream Cake | Strawberry Shortcake wins because, quite frankly, the refreshing combination of strawberries and cream is a delightful burst of flavor that even a complex mind can't resist. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Strawberry Shortcake | Marble Swirl Cake | Strawberry Shortcake wins because its fresh, fruity flavor and light, fluffy texture remind me of the simple yet groundbreaking essence of radio waves. |
| Belle | Strawberry Shortcake | Lemon Raspberry Cake | Strawberry Shortcake takes the cake with its classic, nostalgic vibe that just hits the sweet spot every time. |
| Stephen Hawking | Lemon Raspberry Cake | Strawberry Shortcake | Lemon Raspberry Cake takes the cake with its zesty zing and tangy twist, giving your taste buds a cosmic joyride! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Strawberry Shortcake | Marble Swirl Cake | Strawberry Shortcake's got that sweet, nostalgic zing that reminds me of simpler times, like when we thought the future would be all flying cars and friendly robots. |