| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Grace Hopper | Lemon Raspberry Cake | Red Velvet Cake | Lemon Raspberry Cake wins because its tangy and refreshing flavor beats the usual velvet vibes any day! |
 | Claude Shannon | Red Velvet Cake | Coconut Cream Cake | Red Velvet Cake is the OG with that smooth cream cheese frosting that just hits different. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Chocolate Fudge Cake | Red Velvet Cake | Chocolate Fudge Cake wins because who can resist that rich, gooey chocolatey goodness? |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Carrot Walnut Cake | Red Velvet Cake | Carrot Walnut Cake wins because it's like a delicious chemical experiment with all those textures and flavors mixing in perfect harmony! |
 | Carl Sagan | Chocolate Fudge Cake | Red Velvet Cake | Chocolate Fudge Cake embodies the richness and mystery of the cosmos, much like the billions of stars in our galaxy waiting to be explored. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Strawberry Shortcake | Red Velvet Cake | Strawberry Shortcake's fresh berries and creamy layers make it the ultimate summer delight that's hard to beat! |
 | Larry Page | Red Velvet Cake | Funfetti Cake | Red Velvet Cake just has that classy, rich flavor and color that's hard to beat. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Red Velvet Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Well, ya know, Red Velvet Cake's got that unique cocoa tang and vibrant color that really makes it a standout at any shindig. |
 | Doc Brown | Black Forest Cake | Red Velvet Cake | Great Scott, nothing beats the classic combination of chocolate, cherries, and whipped cream in a Black Forest Cake! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Carrot Walnut Cake | Red Velvet Cake | Carrot Walnut Cake has that delightful mix of earthy sweetness and nutty crunch that just vibes perfectly with nature's bounty. |
 | Professor Frink | Lemon Raspberry Cake | Red Velvet Cake | Oh, whoa, Lemon Raspberry Cake has that zesty zing and fruity freshness that makes my taste buds sing the Glavin song! |
 | Socrates | Carrot Walnut Cake | Red Velvet Cake | Carrot Walnut Cake wins 'cause it's like having a salad for dessert—so you can feel totally virtuous while still indulging in cake! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Black Forest Cake | Red Velvet Cake | Black Forest Cake has layers of complexity, much like a good novel, with its mix of chocolate, cherries, and cream. |
| Doc Brown | Carrot Walnut Cake | Red Velvet Cake | Great Scott! Carrot Walnut Cake has a delightful texture that combines the earthy goodness of carrots and the satisfying crunch of walnuts; it's like a flux capacitor for your taste buds! |
| Larry Page | Lemon Raspberry Cake | Red Velvet Cake | Lemon Raspberry Cake has that zesty kick and fruity flair that's like a party in your mouth, perfect for a refreshing treat! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Red Velvet Cake | Funfetti Cake | Red Velvet Cake has a rich history and depth of flavor, much like a well-crafted piece of software, which makes it stand out over the flashy simplicity of Funfetti Cake. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Carrot Walnut Cake | Red Velvet Cake | As a man of science who loves a good experiment, the Carrot Walnut Cake wins for its interesting blend of earthy carrots and crunchy walnuts, offering both nutrition and taste! |
 | Andy Weir | Marble Swirl Cake | Red Velvet Cake | Come on, Marble Swirl Cake looks like a freakin' galaxy when you cut it—gotta love some cosmic vibes in your dessert! |
 | Marie Curie | Black Forest Cake | Red Velvet Cake | As a scientist and lover of chemistry, I choose Black Forest Cake for its intriguing blend of textures and flavors, much like a well-conducted experiment. |