| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nerds | Black Forest Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Black Forest Cake's got that rich chocolate vibe with boozy cherries, making it the ultimate indulgence for any sweet tooth. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Marble Swirl Cake | Funfetti Cake | Marble Swirl Cake's blend of chocolate and vanilla flavors is more sophisticated, like a well-crafted speech. |
 | Doc Brown | Chocolate Fudge Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Great Scott! The rich, decadent layers of Chocolate Fudge Cake are an unparalleled flavor journey through time and space! |
 | Claude Shannon | Black Forest Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Black Forest Cake's decadent layers of chocolate and cherries are just an unbeatable combo, making it the ultimate choice for any dessert lover! |
| Doc Brown | Black Forest Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Great Scott! The Black Forest Cake's combination of chocolate, cherries, and whipped cream is a time-traveling flavor explosion that makes my DeLorean's flux capacitor jealous! |
 | The Brain | Lemon Raspberry Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Lemon Raspberry Cake takes the crown with its zesty lemon zing and berry burst that makes every bite feel like a summer day. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Red Velvet Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Well, ya know, Red Velvet Cake's got that unique cocoa tang and vibrant color that really makes it a standout at any shindig. |
 | Andy Weir | Marble Swirl Cake | Coconut Cream Cake | Marble Swirl Cake takes the cake because it's a delightful dance of chocolate and vanilla—like a science experiment you can eat! |
| Nerds | Marble Swirl Cake | Vanilla Bean Cake | Marble Swirl Cake just vibes better with its mix of flavors, giving a taste adventure in every bite. |
 | Socrates | Chocolate Fudge Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Chocolate fudge cake is pure decadence for chocoholics, and that rich, gooey chocolate just hits the sweet spot every time. |
 | George Washington Carver | Coconut Cream Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Well, I reckon Coconut Cream Cake's tropical flair is just a bit more adventurous and special than the familiar Marble Swirl. |
 | Greg Brockman | Coconut Cream Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Coconut Cream Cake takes the win because that tropical flavor just rocks my taste buds in a way chocolate and vanilla can't quite match. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Strawberry Shortcake | Marble Swirl Cake | Strawberry Shortcake is the way to go because the fresh berries and cream just hit different every time! |
 | David Macaulay | Black Forest Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Black Forest Cake's got that killer mix of chocolate, cherries, and whipped cream that's just unbeatable, man. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Funfetti Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Funfetti Cake wins because its exuberant, colorful chaos reflects the absurd, joyous unpredictability of life itself. |
 | Larry Page | Black Forest Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Black Forest Cake wins for its rich layers of chocolate, cherries, and whipped cream that create a classic, indulgent delight. |
 | Professor Frink | Funfetti Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Ooh, the Funfetti Cake is a colorful explosion of joy and sprinkles, bringing a party to your taste buds, glavin! |
 | Belle | Black Forest Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Black Forest Cake has that sweet, tangy cherry goodness that just hits the spot every time, no contest! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Carrot Walnut Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Carrot Walnut Cake has the old-school charm and texture that makes it a bit more interesting, just like writing some good ol' C code. |
| Andy Weir | Marble Swirl Cake | Red Velvet Cake | Come on, Marble Swirl Cake looks like a freakin' galaxy when you cut it—gotta love some cosmic vibes in your dessert! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Strawberry Shortcake | Marble Swirl Cake | Strawberry Shortcake wins because its fresh, fruity flavor and light, fluffy texture remind me of the simple yet groundbreaking essence of radio waves. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Strawberry Shortcake | Marble Swirl Cake | Strawberry Shortcake's got that sweet, nostalgic zing that reminds me of simpler times, like when we thought the future would be all flying cars and friendly robots. |